The Discount Scrap Paper Poem

So you want to buy a poem,
And you say you need it fast,
But your credit is not flowin',
So you're considering a last.

Well then step into the showroom,
Will take a spin around the lot,
We can take a ride in this one,
Then you will see just what it's got.

Yes, it's wrinklely and crinklely,
And the inside is a mess,
But I won't charge you full price,
No, I like you so it's less.

Then i'll throw in a few rhymes,
And I'll even add a verse,
With a bag of $cheap$ allusion,
So's not to empty out your purse.

No, it's not Shakesphere sonnet,
It's not Walden, it's not Frost,
But what were you expecting,
For such a low, low cost.

So buy it now, buy it cheap,
This discount poem can't be beat,
It's a classic, so you must move now,
The price'll double by next week.

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