THE BRAK
SHOW
Brakstreet:
Men in the Band, written
by mc chris, Nora Smith, Jim Fortier, and Pete Smith
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here for The Brak Show, "Brakstreet: Men In the Band"
Episode Transcript
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the record store rap
The
record store rap lyrics (I finally have the complete lyrics corrected by mc chris himself!).
Record
Store Guy (mc chris):
Look, shorty, everybody thinks they pimp. Not the case. They juuust
frontin'.
Now matter how ya flow he'll lay ya low, dog.
If I were you I'd just go home, dog.
Name is Prime Cut Miggity-Mo' Macdaddy Gizzabang Doggy Dog
Dog
Got a two way twenty-four grill fulla gold
Fat crib with a firemen's pole
Think ya got got game? Think you're in the know?
Heads up you'll end up with a tag on your toe, yo.
Brak:
Wha-who-sa-what? What you say to me?
Goll-dawg! What you say to me?
Record
Store Guy: Okay, you want me to slow it down, boy? I
hear ya.
The man's undefeated, that's the stone cold truth
He's not kickin yer ass, then he's knockin da boots
He's calling the chips, he's stackin up loot
It's a game alright and you stand to lose.
AQUA TEEN HUNGER
FORCE
Cybernetic
Ghost
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Episode Transcript
Carl's Flashback:
This was Christmas for little
Carl in 1968...
Little Carl (mc chris):
(Unwrapping a present) Oh boy! Oh boy! I hope this is a new
mommy!
Carl's dad:
Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it you little creep. We gotta be at work in
an hour.
Little Carl: What is this there?
What? Is this carpet, daddy?
Carl's dad: Carpet? No, no, it's
Berber. That's an industry term.
Little Carl: Hey, it's like a
flying magic carpet here. Look at this! I'm flying around in Egypt
land!
Carl's dad: Hehe, that's cute.
Don't get too attached there, Aladdin, cuz it's about to be magic
flying dinner.
Little Carl: You can't eat carpet,
silly daddy.
Carl's dad: No, of course you
can't like that. You gotta boil it, til the glue gets soft, ya know.
Aw geez, look at the time.
Little Carl: But it's Christmas,
daddy! (Cries)
Carl's dad: You're not getting
out of this. Put on your work boots and your respirator. I had to
pull a lot of strings to get them to hire and 8-year old.
Little Carl: Don't make me go!
I don't want to make insulation!
Carl's dad: Come on, yer late!
MC
Pee Pants
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Transcript
MC Pee Pants sound clips:
mcpeepants1:
Oh nizz-ice. That's just grizz-eat.
mcpeepants2: I don't advocate demons.
Come on, man, drilling into hell? Where you getting that shizz-no?
mcpeepants3: Look at me, man. I'm
a giant spider wearing a diposable diaper. I'm insane, man!
"I Want Candy/I Need Candy"
Lyrics
I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
I need candy, bubble gum and taffy,
Gonna get your ass beat nasty,
Do it so your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just cuz you came between a kid and his candy.
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To fuel a giant drill to bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
(Thanks to Chris
(a different Chris, not MC), for helping with the words I couldn't
figure out)
SEALAB 2021
Download
sound clip from "I, Robot" - Hesh:
Have fun on the robot reservation, suckers! We're not going to
honor those bogus treaties! Sparks: He's right. They will
screw us.
R. I.
P. Hesh - we'll miss you
Birthday Rap Lyrics
- performed by "Hesh" in "Der Dieb" (episode 14)
You're one year older, one year
wiser,
Rock 'n roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake,
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p-i-e,
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on, cuz it's your birthday, bitch!
Go robot, it's your birthday
Go robot, it's your birthday
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