Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chakotay:  Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should 
	respect its right to cross the road and seek its own spiritual  
	awareness.

Neelix:  Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the 
	chickens in this system.  But, if you can catch it, I can cook it.

Riker:  I don't know why, but I know how:  with pleasure, sir.

Worf:  I don't know.  KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.

HoloDoc:  How should I know?  No one tells me anything around   
	here.  I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew.  
	All I know is that it would have been nice, BEFORE the chicken 
	went off to the cross the road, if it had remembered to turn 
	me off!

Dr. Crusher:  If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there 
	must be something wrong with the universe.

Dr. Soran:  His heart just wasn't in it.  (Scenes of chicken torture 
	with nanoprobes have been edited out.)

Scotty:  Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.

Odo:  I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.

Quark:  Who, me?

Charlie X:  Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY...

Kirk:  You chicken bastard, you killed my son...YOU chicken 
	BASTARD, you	killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bastard....
	youkilledmy...son!

Troi:  I feel the chicken's pain!

Kira:  It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians.

Bones:  Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!

Data:  The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite 
	side of the	20th century Terran paved roadway, was 
	aware that its immediate goal should	have been to traverse 
	the distance without interception by an kind of combustion-
	propelled personal transport vehicle,  but I am unclear as to 
	why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate 
	upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of...yes, sir.

Dr. Bashir:  It probably heard about my amazing medical skills not to
	mention my sexual prowess and came to get some pointers.

The Borg:  Crossing the road is irrelevant.  The chicken will be 
	assimilated.

Hugh the Borg:  Maybe it just needed a big hug!

B'Elanna:  I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the bleeping regulations 
	of bleeping Starfleet and just couldn't stand it any longer!

Picard:  There are four lights!

Q:  Wouldn't you like to know?  Too bad your puny human brain 
	wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.

Uhura:  Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?

Tasha:  That depends...was it fully functional?

Chekov:  It must have been on its way to assist in saving my 
	life for the billionth time..did I scream this time?

Khan:  With my last breath I spit at the chicken...

Harry:  I don't know, it's my first mission.

Paris:  Well, I think that...say, that's a lovely shirt you're 
	wearing.

Harvey Mudd:  Chicken?  I don't remember any chicken.  
	No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.

Janeway:  Its primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha
	Quadrant...and it probably misses its dog.

Nurse Chapel:  Oh, Spock!

Lwaxana:  Oh, Jean-Luc!

Spock:  Fascinating, Captain.

V'Ger:  To join with the Creator.

The Grand Nagus:  Stupid chicken!  You don't cross the road 
	all at once!  You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing!

Gul Dukat:  Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm sure 
	we can work out some kind of arrangement to obtain that 
	information that will be to everyone's satisfaction.

Kes:  It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors 
	crossed roads all the time!  They lost those abilities because  
	they stopped using them!

O'Brien:  No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.  

Wesley:  I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these 
	systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete 
	internal whootchacallit on the computers and...

Sisko:  It was seeking deeper meaning.  Jake, do you see what 
	we've learned from all this?

Jake:  Check out the babe that just came off that transport!

Geordi:  Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll have more luck 
	with women than I do.

Sulu:  Don't call me Tiny!

Sarek:  Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned.

Mr. Homn:

Dax:  To get to the other side.  Curzon might have disagreed 
	with me, Tobin I'm sure wouldn't have had a clue,and then 
	there's...

Tuvok:  That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior  
	officer.  It makes the junior officers nervous.

Gene Roddenberry:  To boldy go where no one had gone before.



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