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Welcome to the Humor Page! Here's what I have:
- The Ten Stages of Fandom NEW!!!
- Top Ten Titles for DS9 on Broadway NEW!!!
- I'm an Ensign and I'm Okay NEW!!!
- Out There Not a humor piece, but so evocative I had to include it. NEW!!!
- Lori's New Trek Vocabulary
- 46 Things that Never Happen on Star Trek
- Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign
- Dax Gets the Axe, a poem
- Why Janeway beats Kirk AND Picard
- The classic Kirk vs. Picard
- Screwing in a light buld, Trek-style
- Your starships captain might be a redneck if...
- If Dr. Seuss wrote Trek
- Find out why Trek characters think the chicken crossed the road
- Trekmas Carols
- Top Ten Things You're Not About to Hear on Star Trek
- Top Ten Favorite Activities of Captain Jean-Luc Picard
- Top Twenty Surefire Signs that Trek is Taking Over Your Life
- Top Twenty Uses for Data's Detached Head
- Top Ten Bumper Stickers on the Enterprise
- Top Ten Signs You've Watched Too Much Trek
- Top 21 Signs the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty
- Top Ten Least Known Rules of Acquisition
- Top Ten TNG Practical Jokes
- Top Twenty Things that Never Happen on Trek
- Top Twenty Scenes that We Won't See in "Insurrection" Even Though It's the New Funny, Sexy Trek
- Top Twenty Things to Look Forward To Now That Trek is a Boys' Club
- Top Twenty Reasons DS9 Kicks TNG's Butt
- The Odo/Kira Fanfic Drinking Game
If you have a Trek-related humorous something-or-other you'd like to contribute to the Bistro, feel free to send it along to me at summers.65@osu.edu.