THE O/K FANFIC DRINKING GAME

The directions:

1.  Assemble some of your favorite O/K fanfic by your 
	favorite O/K authors and an ample supply of your 
	favorite beverage...milk, right?

2.  Assemble some of your favorite O/K fans for an evening 
	of frivolity...besides, no drinking alone.

3.  Start reading the fanfic, taking a drink for each of the 
	enumerated items as directed.

4.  Continue ad nauseum...literally.

THE ITEMS FOR DRINKING:

1.  Odo's eyes are described using any combination of the 
	following adjectives:  blue, ice, deep, crystal, azure, 
	bottomless

2.  A smug Dax confronts a confused Kira
             TWICE if one of them is hungover
             THREE TIMES if it's not Kira

3.  Quark needles Odo about his feelings

4.  Dax mentions learning about Odo's feelings during 
	her zhian'tara
              TWICE if zhian'tara is spelled correctly

5.  Someone wonders if Kira and Odo could have children

6.  Someone tells Kira that Odo's loved her for years
               TWICE if it's not Dax

7.  Someone tells Odo to get off his ass and make his move
              TWICE if it's not Dax again

7.  Shakaar is revealed to have been unfaithful
                TWICE if Shakaar is described as a total 
			scumbag
                TAKE A BODY SHOT if Shakaar is described 
			as a perfectly	nice, faithful guy

8.  Someone asks someone else to marry them

9.  Odo tells Kira just how long he's loved her:
             ONCE if he says it's been since she told him she 
			loved Bareil
             TWICE if he says it's been since Vaatrik
             THREE TIMES if he says it's been some unknown 
			length of time, perhaps forever

10.  Kira's hair is described using any combination of 
	the following adjectives:  fiery, flame, soft, cropped

11.  Kira tells Odo she loves him
              TWICE if she makes a distinction between "love" 
			and "in love"
              THREE TIMES if he doesn't believe her

12.  Odo tells Kira he loves her
               TWICE if he says it while she's way confused

13.  Odo and Kira have intimate contact
               TWICE if he makes the first move
               THREE TIMES if they stop before making it 
			to the bedroom

14.  Odo and Kira have sex
                TWICE if he stays in humanoid form the entire time
               THREE TIMES if she isn't ecstatic over feeling him 
			in his natural form (only one occurrence that I 
			recall, perhaps more)

15.  Sisko reflects with hopeful optimism about the happiness 
		of his officers

16.  Bashir thinks something to the effect of "Who would've 
		thought?"

17.  Odo and Kira raise one or more children together:
           ONCE if it's her child with Shakaar
           TWICE if it's her child with someone else or his child
            THREE TIMES if it's their child together

18.  Location of Odo and Kira's first tryst:
             ONCE if it's a country getaway on Bajor or the house 
		of some friend of Kira's
             TWICE if it's her quarters
             THREE TIMES if it's his quarters
             CHUG A WHOLE BOTTLE if it's anywhere else

19.  Manner in which Odo and Kira get together:
             ONCE if it's:
                    -after one of them is injured/presumed dead/
			otherwise endangered
                    -one of them comforts the other after a traumatic
			breakup/canon event
                    -if alcohol is in any way involved
             TWICE if it's:
                     -a big old trick by Dax
                     -they come together after many years of being apart
              THREE TIMES if:
                     -Shakaar gets them together in an odd diplomatic
			ceremony (I liked that one, Judith  :-)

20.  The "Odo'Ital" story is mentioned

21.  The "sweetheart" scene is mentioned

22.  Kira scolds Odo for not calling her "Nerys" and tries to 
		get him to do so

23.  Odo gives Kira a massage, platonic or otherwise

24.  Someone interrupts Odo and Kira in flagrante delicto
                TWICE if it's not Bashir or Dax

25.  Odo mentions Arissa

26.  Shakaar finds out about Odo's feelings
               TWICE if he doesn't mention the events of 
			Crossfire

27.  The author has invented Bajoran terms of endearment

28.  Bashir smiles knowingly as one of them sits by the 
		other's biobedside

29.  Odo carries Kira somewhere
                TWICE if she's not injured when he does it

30.  They get together while Odo is human
               TWICE if he changes back while they're together
                THREE TIMES if then changes BACK to being human




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