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Hercules: Would the dignified Chairman yield the floor for two minutes uncontested?

Beast: Without objection, so ordered. The acclaimed gentleman from mythology has the floor.

Hercules: Thank you, Mr. Chairman. With all due respect, I wanted to say that I will vote against this article and point out that my friends on the other side of the aisle are too eager to add extra hours to our already busy schedules of fighting against the forces of evil. I'd like to suggest that some of those gentleman lack a real life outside their work and this is why they offer no objection to this article.

Beast: The celebrated gentleman's time has expired. The majestic representatives from another planet who share some DNA with the human race have two minutes.

Alien: Thank you, Mr. Chairman. We both oppose the Article of Action since we *are* one of the forces of evil that some of you seem bent on destroying. We would like to call for a quorum call and strike this article from the bill entirely.

Beast: With all due respect to the much heralded green representatives, the chair would prefer to proceed.

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