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Tips For Monster Busting

Tips for MIB

Hello. My name is Special Agent Dana Scully and I'm here today to offer you a few tips on monster busting. My partner and I run into all form and manner of monster so I've learned a few things from experience which I'll share with you today.

First of all, even the FBI has a few tips to offer the MIB. For instance, notice this MIB attempting to restrain this no-neck goon.

Experience has shown me that sometimes two heads are better than one in fighting off arrest. The lack of a neck was my first tip-off but I usually rely on instinct. In this case, you can clearly see it paid off. This guy is actually a cyclopic, green alien in disguise. Next time, this MIB will know better and so will the alien. It will probably be more likely to masquerade as something less combative looking...maybe as Martha Stewart.

Two Heads Trumps One

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