Murphy's Laws about Camping

    1.The birds have a name for your tent... Target.
    2.If you get the last campsite, the group next door will have a loud dog, screaming kid, beer bash, fire that gets out of hand or all of the above.
    3.The one item you forget, is the one item the camp store won't carry, or they "just sold the last one".
    4.Squirrels can do unbelievable damage to camping gear.
    5.So can ravens.
    6.The only rock for miles will migrate right under your butt in the middle of the night.
    7.The loudest snorer in camp will be the guy nearest your tent.
    8.A "four-man" tent is barely big enough for two... if they are ~very~ close friends.
    9.If you say "oh no, I sure hope that wasn't . . ." it was.
    10.The shower house will either have no hot water, be home to a family of raccoons, or have taken over by a youth group.

Rogow's Rules of Motorcycle Travel

    1.Tire blow-outs only happen after 6:15 PM on Saturday.
    2.There is an ATM in the town close to where you are stranded, but . . . it's out of order.
    3.The pals you rode 1600 miles to meet up with, will have just had an emeregency requiring them to go back to the place you just left.
    4.The zipper on your rain suit will only break in the middle of a monsoon or a hurricane.
    5.If you run out of gas the closest station will be a mile away - up hill!
    6.And . . . it's closed for the evening.
    7.AAA's "SCENIC ROUTE" will be fogged/rained in.
    8.The only road between here and there is torn up for construction.
    9.The "best restaurant in 100 miles" has just been closed by the Board of Health.
    10.The fuse you blow in the middle of nowhere will be the fuse you gave away yesterday.

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