The X-Files got screwed at the Emmys!


Two stinking Emmys out of, what, 16?? And for best art direction or crap like that? Well...just look down below for a second. Do you see any links telling you where to do go discuss this? Do you see any links telling you to e-mail a protest? NO! That's because it didn't happen! Deny Everything! Mwa ha ha ha ha....!!


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It Is NOT Just A TV Show . . .


**Warning**
This is a web page devoted to the television series The X-Files. It may contain material of a 'shippy nature, so if you are opposed to such things I recommend you leave immediately...and seek therapy. Mulder and Scully were meant for each other.
Legal Note:
The X-Files and all related images etc. are TM & © 20th Century Fox, 1013 Productions, and/or Chris Carter: The Master Of Yuppie Morbidity (I mean that in the most affectionate of ways...really). I am not making any money off of this site (::opens trench coat:: Psst..hey kid...you wanna buy an XF boxed set for $10?) ha ha...don't mind him...



Okay, now that that's all out of the way (don'tcha just love the 90's?) . . .
Welcome to my page.


Greetings. I am tHe HaPpY pHaNtOm, and this is my X-Files web page (No, really??). Now, for starters, this is a new page. If you would like me to add something or have any suggestions, please e-mail me using the form on my HomePage (Please Please stop by and say hi). For now, you get what you see.

Also, just a quick note: There are NO picture archives on this page. No zip files, jpegs, gifs or otherwise. Why? Well I'll tell you why. Because they take up bookoo space to put in, and there are jillions (Gillians?) of other sites out there completey devoted to pics. So go check out theirs! Second of all, there is absolutely *NO* anti-shipper material on this page. I am a devoted XF-Romantic, and I will not allow any such obscene material here. :) So, Enjoy!





The following wavs are something unique to this page. They are all homemade wavs that I created from existing files. The quality isn't that great, as I am not a professional sound mixer (or a professional anything for that matter), but you might get a kick out of them. Just use your imagination a little . All I ask in return is that you don't distribute them without my permission (I'm really nice, just ask) and that you let me know what you thought of them. If you want you can use the handy-dandy form on my homepage.



1. bath.wav
Mulder: You never draw my bath.
Scully: Damnit Mulder, that is not my job!

2. pinch.wav
Mulder: Pinch me.
Scully: Damnit Mulder, that is not my job!

3. argue.wav
(different M/S dialouge mixed together so it sounds like a room full of arguing Mulders and Scullys)
Scully: Stop it! Shut up!
woman: We oughta lock em up!

4. love.wav
Mulder: I love you, Scully.

5 want.wav
Scully: I want you, Fox.

6. sexy.wav
Scully: I want exactly what you want.
Mulder: Well pick out something black and sexy Scully--
Scully: Shut up, Mulder.

7. turn_on.wav
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I just got very turned on.

8. shoot.wav
Scully: Mulder--
Mulder: Scully get that gun off of me!
Scully: Mulder you have to understand!
Mulder: Put it down!
Scully: You put it down first, you son of a b*tch!
(gunshot)
Mulder: Scully!.....You shot me.

There...have fun. :)



I haven't uploaded them yet, but you can bet the reviews will be "Shipper-centric." (RUN, NAXIS! Run Away!!)





This is another section unique to this page. See, I am an aspiring artist and I am trying my hand at drawing X-Files characters. I only have one of Scully so far, but please let me know what you think.



1. Scully

Coming Soon: Mulder (Who'd a thunk it?)



What, is my page not good enough for you? You just gotta go hang out on *other* X-Files sites, huh? Well, just for that, I'm not sharing my links with you! Don't even think of looking down there! Hey, I said don't look! What are you doing?? Hey--!



The X-Files Main Page
Well, of course you have to visit this one. But just remember, this is the information that *They* want you to know. If you want the full story, you're gonna have to look elsewhere. Trust no one...

The X-Files Institution for Relationshippers
Going absolutely insane waiting for the new shippy episode? Strap on your huggy coats and check into the Institute then. Here you'll find everything you need to get through any hiatus.

The Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Deathsquad and The Scullywear Auxillary Brigade
Join the esteemed troops in worshipping and protecting the tantalizing textiles of the Dynamic Duo, and plotting the demise of the evil MulderTemptress known as the Uniblonder.

Order of the Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic
Scullyists unite to worship the goddess that is Dana. The ultimate high for ScullyLovers of the 'Net.

The Gillian Anderson Web Site
If it's not enough to merely worship Scully alone, come by GAWS and discover the site that is the be all and end all of Gillian adoration.

The Gossamer Project FanFiction Archive
What would an X-Phile be without fanfic? The ultimate collection of X-Files fanfic on the internet. Also check out the Gossamer X-Philes mirror site which has added a searchable archive (makes it easier to pick out the MSR fics).

The X-Files In-joke List
Are you a new Phile and feeling lost, or just never seem to get all the little subtleties and numbers games on The Show? (do the numbers 1013 and 1121 mean anything to you?) Check out the In-jokes list and you'll feel better in no time.


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