ARE YOU AN X-PHILE??

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Please answer yes or no to the following questions.

1. I run screaming from fireflies: yes; no
2. I believe the X-Files is a religion.: yes; no
3. The U.F.O. hotline limits me to one call per day.: yes; no
4. When faced with a bad situation, I keep repeating "This is not happening," while smoking a cigerette.: yes; no
5. Every time I trip in the woods, I think I've found a 'real live dead alien body.': yes; no
6. Every other sentence is an X-Files quote.: yes; no
7. I have dyed my hair red.: yes; no
8. Mulder's birthday is my lucky number.: yes; no
9. I whistle the X-Files theme at innappropriate moments.: yes; no
10. My own list of philosophies is entirely X-Files related.: yes; no
11. I believe that the Cigarette Smoking man is my uncle.: yes; no
12. My entire wardrobe consists of X-Files T-Shirts.: yes; no
13. Even my parents call me by my last name.: yes; no
14. I have my own X-Files webpage.: yes; no
15. I can rattle off X-Files acronyms like "CITDBTB" and "YAXA" without thinking.: yes; no
16. I can give a 30-second summary of every X-Files episode ever aired.: yes; no
17. I have every episode on tape.: yes; no
18. When I come across an unknown liquid, I automatically refer to it as monkey pee.: yes; no
19. I am obsessed with either Gillian Anderson or David Duchovny.: yes; no
20. My room is covered with paranormal paraphernalia.: yes; no

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