The Collected Works of

Aurelian Septimus Hare

(1889-1954)

John Taylor

The Collected Works of

Aurelian Septimus Hare

(1889-1954)

which is

A Fantasy by

John Taylor

X Press Shirley

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CONTENTS

The Malady Lingers On

On A Pet Cat

Unnatural History

Looking At Mother In Her Old Army Boots

Ayre For Marina

After Emily: -3.14159 (Judi's Joke)

A Translation From Sappho, The Poem Now Lost

Phantom

Impression: Balham d'Avignon

À La Recherche Du Temps Perdu

Rimbaud's Love Feast

The Corpse Lily

Manchmal Gibt Es Blitzsüße Erfühlung Im Hals (Trockenbeer)

The Meaning of Love

The Prisoner

Misfire

To Araminta

Death By Water I

Faeroes

Hispaniola

On The Mating Of Eagles

Ritornello

Victorian Values

Mental Deficiency Act

After Blake

Amour Propre

Joseph's Lament

On Love

Four Years After VJ Day

Interstellar

1947: Winter

Ballet Volta: A Rondel

[ A Fragment ]

Imitation Of Heinrich Heine

Excrementum Equi

Decametric Sonnet

On A Favourite Cat Called Gray

To A Solemn Musick, Without Blaming

To John, to Make Much of Time

Dreams

The Malady Lingers On

Dignity's a melody,

That's badly out of tune;

For it's very hard, you see,

To avoid a rhyme in "June".

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On A Pet Cat

She killed a rat. As domestic as a hat,

She slumbers softly by the kitchen range;

Tiger's well-fitted to being a cat,

But why do I feel so bloody strange?

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Unnatural History

In Sir Kay's glorious days,

He had noble dragons to slay;

Li Po had dragons to praise,

Jade-keepers in the lake of Wei:

Now (dear God!) I have real dragons to save,

That crash, explode, leave smoke for their grave.

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Looking At Mother In Her Old Army Boots.

There's my mother in her army boots,

Independent to her very roots.

My mother still hauls in the coal,

Turns down offered assistances;

She's ninety, and still a quiz,

A very determinèd soul

I'll never be the man my mother is.

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Ayre For Marina

Although she says she's shy,

She's really caught my eye:

Oh, can it be?

The maiden is waiting for me.

Now she's talking free,

I'm happy as can be:

Oh, can it be?

The maiden is talking to me.

Now she's laid her plan,

She'll join me when she can:

Oh, can it be?

The maiden is looking for me.

Now I'm feeling fine,

I'm hers and she is mine:

Oh, can it be?

The maiden is living with me.

She saw I was blind,

She unlocked my mind:

Oh, can it be?

Marina is living with me.

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After Emily: -3.14159 (Judi's Joke)

It's a cause for debate

Among women and vicars,

Why love means he'll get

Inside her knickers.

I am no hypocrite;

I tell what's true:

You get what you get,

Remembrance, or rue.

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A Translation From Sappho, The Poem Now Lost

It is night; Nyx and Pan embrace,

In subtle mood as cool and black as jet;

And holy Nyx, in eloquent space,

Wears jewels of stars so richly set.

It is day; Nyx and Pan separate,

And Nyx arches over the golden sun;

And her dear children, Air and Dew, create

A space for folk to dwell upon.

From twite to tench, or fawn or foal,

From sprite to man, from tame to wild,

By night and day, each living soul

Is sustained as Pan's beloved child.

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Phantom

The step of someone. An opening door.

The subtle creak as mystery comes in,

And who knows the footsteps on the oaken floor;

What may they be in the sullen moonshine thin?

The subtle creak as mystery comes in,

A grey shape, alien to this mundane world,

And who knows the footsteps on the oaken floor?

And then you hear a picture being hurled.

A grey shape, alien to this mundane world -

And who knows the footsteps on the oaken floor;

And then you hear a picture being hurled,

The step of someone, an opening door...

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Impression: Balham d'Avignon

It is a sunny July day;

Having been twice dared,

I sit on a fine gelding bay,

But I sit here scared.

He's like mad Atys, gentled, strange,

Unmanned, not quite a horse;

Tears come to my eyes at his change,

His hidden loss of force.

Do you understand the despair

Of unrequited love,

That makes a lover tear his hair

And cut his gonads off?

I sit on this quiet castrated bay,

Who knows not his loss,

Who dreams of a stable of hay;

He will never know the bliss or way

To cover another horse...

He is half-fake; an unkind mind

Rendered him contrary to kind.

And yet, my ill-hap is thus defined.

He is want- fake: an unkind mind

Rendered him contrary to kind.

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À La Recherche Du Temps Perdu

I remember how she taught me to love,

The delicate tenderness

She poured on me, her breasts above,

And, oh, so gentle caress,

Such things I never knew before,

Such things to learn of women's lore.

I'd love once more to feel her hand,

The way she did that first time,

When she seduced me on the sand,

And taught me the rhythm and rhyme

That I was still a stranger to,

That I was still a stranger to...

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Rimbaud's Love Feast

Drowsy,Blake

Strokes the snake

'Neath his coat.

Ermintrude,

Who was screwed,

Plays a note

On Snake's eye,

Which, by and by,

Acts the goat.

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The Corpse Lily

This walk on eggshell slenderness:

I'm strung out as on a wire,

Longing for your, oh! tenderness,

Wondering what you require;

And it is hard to understand

The knife through my hand.

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Manchmal Gibt Es Blitzsüße Erfühlung Im Hals (Trockenbeer)

That sweet voltaic catch in the throat,

As alegar sprinkled on fried plaice,

That sweet voltaic catch...

A walk in the mad March wind in warm coat,

Or consider this alternative case:

That you regard these things worthy of note:

Her bosom, her limbs, her lips, her face,

That sweet voltaic catch.

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The Meaning of Love

Atalanta, please let this lover know

Why's it always the wrong bloody time

To love, and why's love so hard to show;

The question is hard even to mime...

This is hard to talk to any she about:

I long to love; and yet I am in doubt.

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The Prisoner

Measure my manacles: they are steel -

Do you know what it is, the pain of being male,

The forbiddenness of admitting you feel?

I bang my bracelets 'gainst the bars of this gaol.

It has been years, years since I dared to weep;

I was, what? eight at that secret joy's time.

An anthropic machine since, I wonder where's the crime

In admitting the need to weep before I sleep.

The myth is lacking; it is madness to tell

The ache to brothers; you're stuck in hell...

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Misfire

I cannot do a blind thing right:

Even now, underneath the moon,

As we made love this sullen night,

I came too soon, too soon...

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To Araminta

Araminta, I know the drummer chappie

You fancy, the one in Junkano,

And he'll do his best to make you happy,

For his manager tells me so.

I don't mind his taste for wearing rose,

For Prince John, well, don't you know?

If he even dares to propose,

My God! Araminta, say No!

I'll be honest - this is the reason -

I don't care if you both smoke "blow."

Marrying Bill may be treason,

And I'll be very sorry to see you go,

But however heavy the Royal hints -

Hanging, burning, being slit from top to toe -

To marry this dysfunctional Prince...

My God! Araminta, say No!

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Death By Water I

The waiter witters on with nothing to do

But to rest his hand on my shoulder:

It's set for rain in this region, he says,

It's called throat-rincing weather.

I hope this boozy Bavard with pervasive thirst

Will have the courtesy to leave my drink alone.

He goes on: it's down by the budding river salix -

Like one who hates me, she has another,

She's had my springtime, and there's another -

And me enduring seven years on a diet.

His waist's still thirty-eight portly...

For a laugh I'd like to hear her scream, he says,

I'd like to try a brief hour of madness.

M'sieur, the dog's at the door, it's hard work.

I'd like to jack it in, it's so bad.

How can you wipe the smile off his face,

This old soak of indeterminate age?

I say, you make your bed to lie on.

Here's the knife for her delicate throat,

If you're so ready to pay the price;

Or here's ten sous for the use of the bathroom.

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Faeroes

It's a bare, spare, granite land,

A land damned since Adam sinned,

With winds as bitter as a brand

And geology savage as the grind,

A lost, one-time scrap of Britain,

A wild site of isles in howling sea

Whose very gannets are gale-bitten,

A forgotten, an isolate country...

The ways of Odin still make sense

In a treeless land whose ways are hard,

Where stone and tundra and insolence

Of Nature hold, and men must guard

Themselves from storms and gales:

Where, to exist, they have to murder whales

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Hispaniola

The disappointments of lost love,

Feeling like a discarded glove,

The ache that lingers in the soul,

The acrid taste of your whole

Being, the not knowing the rôle

You played when you got the shove...

The disappointments of lost love,

Feeling like a discarded glove.

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On The Mating Of Eagles

Let us fly together, us two,

Like eagles, dearest one,

A courtship flight, ever new,

Ever renewing in the sun.

A strange, lunar change is here,

A tender, tentative slip in time;

Hear the dream, my dearest dear,

Of one ensnared in lime.

I'd love to love you,

If I only dared:

Tell me what to do -

Oh, brave heart, I'm scared.

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Ritornello

I climb relentless the cyclic staircase

Of life (there is no end, just everlasting

Trudge through slowly passing time):

I slow and think as others faster pace

In their never-ceasing pursuit; I cling

To the side, watching them climb,

And ask myself when time will

Cease, let us hide in eternity's wing

And God, or who, will make shine sublime

Suns of eternal life - and still

I climb.

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Victorian Values

Enough of Victorian values:

In among the urge to be respectable,

Jack the Ripper was quite at home

In Whitechapel, that vast brothel...

Take a book of poems to bed

Instead of the Playboy whore,

And learn the forbidden rites

Of feeling; close the door,

Acknowledge the scars,

Though others mistake

The settling of scores

Through Clare and Yeats and Blake.

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Mental Deficiency Act

It was too high a price, and the wrong one paid,

Incarcerated, as she was, in the madhouse;

Too high a price for a maid betrayed,

Pregnant, and disowned by her boss.

She was declared mentally deficient

And of her son was cruelly deprived,

And when her review was just dismissed,

It was clear she'd be their for life.

For not being taught society's way,

For falling victim to her boss's whim,

For losing position - a woman in service -

For bearing a child disowned by him.

And it should have been him that bore the shame

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After Blake

Unless the Dance involve the Male and Female,

Nature and Earth will assuredly fail.

It is not good that one should lead;

Both together is the world's true need

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Amour Propre

He loved her so much, he learnt

Her ways and underwent the knife:

Greater love hath no man than this:

That he lay down his foreskin for his wife.

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Joseph's Lament

Blessèd Mary, it's tough to know, as a man,

That you had the best lover of them all;

However hard I try, and I do all that I can,

The father of your child outdid this small

Individual in bringing you all the bliss

You knew: and all I can do, compared to this,

Is a damp squib on a wet night, a distant miss.

It must be him; how else explain the feathers

In the bed, unless you've been plucking more

Chickens for dinner, in saddest nocturnal weathers:

I am old; never cuckolded before

By an archangel, I don't know what can be done,

Except, now that all my happiness is gone,

I hope that you had the best bang since the big one.

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On Love

When you're twenty, your sole delight

Is the beauty of Barbara Hamill;

Come thirty, just one question seems right:

"Are you, dear girl, a mammal?"

Such are the quandaries in finding a date:

First, far too fussy, then nearly too late.

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Four Years After VJ Day

Peace is the cultivar this rose is,

Named at the termination of the war.

They hope against hope Peace's posies

Will smother the hawks who these doves deplore.

I've grown old, old, have seen such wanhope

Mankind's sole peace is the end of the rope.

Take courage, brother! Even this rose has thorns,

And Death comes lamentably soon; endure

Wthout hope, but grit in the sullen morns

To come. Living is now dread, is unsure,

Apocalyptic. All that remains

Moulders. Wormwood is all that sustains.

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Interstellar

A traveller called Arthur Dent*

Found the Universe terribly bent.

Which caused his dismay

And his screams, sad to say,

And his bewildered existence in Ghent

*(from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams)

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1947: Winter

It's bitter cold, and coal is short,

The only food off ration's snoek;

As usual, I have to report,

The only organised soul's a crook.

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Ballet Volta: A Rondel

That voltaic sweet catch in the throat,

Like alegar sprinkled on fried plaice,

Or a bright March day in an overcoat,

That voltaic sweet catch...

Or think of this alternative case,

That voltaic sweet catch in the throat -

Her limbs and belly, bosom, face -

Her splendid body, worthy of note -

That voltaic sweet catch.

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[ A Fragment ]

...this is sad:

It's learn to doublethink,

Or resolve to go mad

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Imitation Of Heinrich Heine

Who knows exactly what to do?

Drink beer, kiss Eve, have a smoke,

Godless, occupy a pew,

And break a heart with a joke.

So it goes: with each sad kiss

Glum each does glum each betray

(In the hellish search for bliss)

Day after day after day.

It is sad that we've parted,

But there is hope, truth to tell:

Although I'm broken-hearted,

I'm not the first to feel like hell.

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Excrementum Equi

Ignoto each sorry day unaware succeeds

More through luck than wisdom in his foul crime:

C'est la guerre. Given the awkward old steeds,

Luck and Wisdom, choose Luck every time.

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Decametric Sonnet

There was a time of love, engagement, marriage, so sweet that I before this time, no, never knew,

And I loved her fouteen months pre-wedding, that glorious joy, my soul's sweet name;

But what, I wonder, happened, ending our marriage, an ending we can never finally frame?-

Why blue the skies then, when sadness bears that hue? why? the skies in sadness bore such blue

As I felt in that desparate distance, an ending hopeless as a desert hopes for dew,

Or as a candle unlit, no matches by, might long to be bright in glittering golden flame:

Perhaps a Hercules would buckle at such treatment as she unwittingly gave me when from her I came -

Another aspect, though: I see we were doomed, deemed to part in our friends' view.

Although the reason in the dark so lies, a mystery that still lies concealed,

I hope, half-recovered from parting from her, that reasons may become easy to find;

That honesty will come to me, wisdom and mercy to myself too, revealed

I was emotionally blind, numb, dumb, in my joy, in my wild strife:

I want to meet a maid again, to love as I did she; thus I might lead my life

Like as one who can see, operated on, who once could not, unseeing because blind.

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On A Favourite Cat Called Gray

Hark! she is calling to her cat,

Who oozes across the floor,

And whinges softly on the mat,

Always demanding more.

He lurks halfway up the staircase

Sometimes,and, to her sweet despair,

Catches a sparrow to his disgrace,

But to his nature fair,

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To A Solemn Musick, Without Blaming.

Er, yes...With your sad sloe eyes,

Howl with me for the stricken

And fallen in war (alias sin). Despise

Them not. In all of us the guilt lies,

Even in you, alas! We sicken

Too; this sorrow is what war means

Now: men, ordinary men, whose price

Is less than the infernal machines,

Broken so badly ordinary routines

Become impossible. A slice

Of my saddened brother's memory:

A veteran so much distressed he shook -

Through the First World war's stupidity -

When they made his cup of tea

They half-filled it, and dared not look.

Take not this to heart; it's not just you,

It's men just as much, or even more.

It's the price we reckon as entirely due

To you, even though we detest it too;

It is mothers who fear when there's war...

Howl for their pity, dear, howl

For these brave soldier's dreadful waste,

The deadened in mind who endlessly prowl

Like wolves through turmoil and foul

Memories of bitter, bitter taste.

So many men who are dead inside,

The infernal waste... Dare you feel

The mechanical state they tried

To batter men into? Or the pride

In becoming a thing of steel?

It is gone, this, their honest pride;

They became a spare part, a rowel,

Or washer, or mess-tin, to be thrown aside

When broken, and yet... and yet, they tried;

So howl with me for their sakes, dear, howl...

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To John, to Make Much of Time

Time's wingèd chariot - Andrew Marvell

Like a morning glory,

Pleasure's sweet, and then it's gone;

In Love's pleasant story

Both thou and she have won.

The wingèd chariot of Time

Races faster than this rhyme -

Thou sardonic male,

Tardy as a snail,

Employer

Of thy honest dart,

She is waiting, waiting,

Desiring her mating,

Desiring thou play thy part -

Though thou dither in honest doubt,

Enjoy her -

Before thy hair and teeth fall out

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Dreams

What is a dream? Dreams are the things you desire,

They are an ecstasy of burning ice and cold fire,

An everlasting mutability, a bittersweet hire...

I'd like to meet the scriptwriter of my dreams;

He writes about first-floor canoes, and beams

Of ultraviolet, cocoa people, and curry ice creams.

The goddess Moon, so subtle and argentine,

Is the secret repository of dreams and fine

Hidden wishes, and the not so divine.

Dear Moon! what are my dreams,

My innermost delight,

But the sweetest themes,

And worst, of the night?

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