Timmy's Internet Corner


First, I'd like to say America's shortest Report...
Silt, by some old dead guy.
Silt is...
Think about that.
If you thought the student would get an "INC"...you're right!

The 10,000 million things we have to do every day....
So let's start!

12 HOURS LATER!


The 10,000 millionth thing is...
Go To Sleep
The next day we start all over again and have to do it for the rest of our lives!

A Short Story by Timothy Doty
Once upon a time
there was a kid who needed some friends
and he found some friends
and they all lived happily ever after!

The Choices...of food


Sometimes when you go to a resturant,
you want a burger
you order it
they say "No. All out."
The point is...
the place that has the burger you want is two hours away.
So I hope you dont have to go that far to get a burger.

LOWEST GRADES EVER F F F F F F F MMM... D- F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F

Ok, empoloyees, we have a meeting...

now...here's the new bell...

whenever you achieve a goal, you ring the bell twice...

tell the acomplishment to the rest of the office...

I know it sounds corney, but it works for other employees...

"Me first!" Ding! Ding!

"I resisted killing my boss with a stupid bell!"

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survied...
Our Writing staff...
Nine nutrients...nine lives...see a pattern?
For letters of complaint...
send to : Lydia Karioke, Kids WB!
ASDYTGASDZFGAERDGB...whats the problems here? cant type?

Wanted for eating lots of animals
and still staying the same amount of weight!

Hey come back here! No dont touch that! wait, No! that's mommy's favorite thing! CRASH! zerp! We are experiencing Parental difficulties, Please stand by... Bang! Splat! She started it!
Happy Birthday Website!... now go away!

This page is written and designed by Timmy Doty
Created on August 4, 1998.
stopped in and looked around...
Updated July 2, 1999.

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