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News Flash!!!!
| May 17, 1998: ATTENTION RAD!!!
Now for a limited time, this personally autographed photo by the King Rat
himself. We'll start the bidding at say ...$25,000.00? No self-respecting
RADster can pass this up. Surely, you don't want it sitting here in FARCE
Headquarters so we can use it for target practice. *Mrs P loading her dart
gun.*
Shall I tell you the story of the autograph? Ratboy was at the DC Expo again and again he proved his treachory. |
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| On Saturday,
when I finally got up to him in the autograph line there was a cameraman
there videotaping the autograph session. Trying to keep FARCEs anonymity,
I put my ticket stub up to the side of my face to block the cameras view
and said "Hi Nick." He laughed and Said, "Hiii, how ya been?!!" in a tone
that rang of familarity. Gee I hadn't realized I had made such a big impression
on him in Atlanta with my ratbadge. ;^)
When I got to Ratboy in the autograph line on Sunday (the 2nd day) I received an unexpected surprise. First I asked him if I could shake his hand which he quickly obliged (a little too quickly considering we are mortal enemies ;). Then he autographed my photo..and this is what it says, "Huge peace and love, Nick Lea 98". Once again, I must stress..he is a treachorous Rat. He knew me to be a FARCE member and yet he sympathized with the enemy. So we're holding this picture for ransom to the highest RAD bidder. We will be playing darts with it until it's ransom is paid. |
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March
28, 1998: Well, what more evidence do you need, RAD??!! Here it is--The
proof that Ratboy is, was, and always will be a traitor. I appoached him
at the Xfiles Expo in Atlanta and handed him my badge. He read it, understood
it's implications, and then he signed it!! Tsk. Tsk. Once a treacherous
Rat always a Rat! ;^)
BTW, the Expo was absolutely fabulous!! Go to one coming to a city near you soon!! |
Unswayed by dark, beady-eyed
strangers? Sickened by oily-haired, leather-wearing double agents?
FARCE is a group of X-Philes
that love to hate Alex Krycek for his multiple and growing list
of crimes. FARCE participated in "friendly" war games with their arch
enemies...the evil forces of RAD (Ratboy's Ardent Devotees) on the Alex
Krycek message board of the Fox Forum. Unfortunately, Fox has chosen
to discontinue that message board along with many other X-Files message
boards. Therefor, we no longer have a battleground, but wait
in anticipation for RAD to show their furry hides.
For those brave and dedicated
souls that wish to join the ranks of the Anti-Rat, send an email to FARCE
In the title address it to the "ATTENTION OF PIXIE" (our resident War Secretary)
and in the interior message reveal three to five reasons why you despise
Alex Krycek. Please feel free to be as extravagent with your reasons as
you wish. In the alternative, if you are especially gifted with an epiphany
of anti-ratiness... you can post a song, poem, limerick, or any other prose
which features your dislike of the evil one.
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August 1997: Have you seen this RAT? He was caught lurking around FARCE Headquarters. We've already checked the DNA and color of his blood and I assure you he is the real thing. More proof he is the real Ratboy is his sissy screams when we drew blood. What a wuss! Come on RAD! Come and get him! We Dare Ya!!! |
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