Get your own Free Home Page"See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me."-Valentine, Tremors
"Them graboids don't kill him I will."-Valentine, Tremors
"Well, when I get to be your age, I guess I'll forget what I eat too."-Valentine, Tremors
Earl, to Val, while stringing barbed wire:"Now come on, is this a job for intelligent men?"
Val:"Well show me one, and I'll ask him."
Earl, discussing the dead graboid:"Hey Rhonda, you ever see anything like this before?"
Val:"Oh sure Earl, everybody knows about 'em, we just didn't tell you."-Tremors
Earl:"What kinda fuse is that?"
Burt:"Cannon fuse."
Earl:"What the hell you use it for?"
Burt:"My cannon."-Tremors
"You have no idea what you're talkin about."-Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum."-Nada, They Live
"You mean the movie lied?!?"-Freddy, Return of the Living Dead
Frank:"Hold your tounge boy if you like this job"!
Freddy:"Like this job?!?"(in response to the threat of being fired for cursing after being exposed to toxic gas)-ROTLD
(Larry goes up the fire pole to shut off the alarm. A few seconds later he comes down and the alarm is still ringing)
Moe(annoyed):"Hey, what did you just go up there for?"
Larry(stupidly):"Oh I forgot to turn it off, I feel so silly."
Moe:"You look it."(knocks him back up the fire pole)-3 Stooges
"Dey ain't gonna get me, dat's fo shure!"-Tony, Demons(right before he is attacked and killed by 3 Demons)
"I've seen enough horror movies to know a man wearing a mask is a bad thing..."-Victim,(seeing Jason as her husband theorizes it's just someone playing a prank), Friday the 13th Part 6
"I may make you feel but I can't make you think"-Ian Anderson, Thick as a Brick.
"I...I think things are getting a little out of hand"-Ernie, ROTLD(said as he hears a large number of corpses rising from the grave)
Moe:"Remind me to kill you later."
Shemp:"I won't have time, later."
Moe(happily):"Then I'll kill you now."-3 Stooges
Moe:"Which would you rather have, a shoe full of dollar bills or two socks of five?"
Shemp:"Gimme the two socks."
Moe:"You got em."(socks Shemp with both fists)-3 Stooges
Larry(angrily):"Hey I saw em first, gimme my four cents."
Moe:"Will ya take five?"
Larry:"Oh a bonus, sure!"
Moe:"Right."(slaps Larry)-3 Stooges
(Larry and Moe are dicussing the possibility that Joe is insane...)
Larry:"Yeah, the other day he thought he was a chicken..."
Moe:"Maybe we should send him to an institution..."
Larry(very seriously):"Oh no, we can't do that!"
Moe:"Why not?"
Larry(very amused):"We need the eggs, hahahah!"
Moe(not so amused, and holding up a hammer):"What's that?"
Larry(Quite proudly):"Oh that's a hammer."
Moe:"Right."(hits Larry several times with hammer)-3 Stooges
"Every time you think you weaken the nation."-Moe, 3 Stooges
(Moe gets ready to slap Shemp, Larry foolishly intervenes)
Larry:"Hey, pick on someone your size!"
Moe(Slightly amused):"You want me to pick on you?"
Larry(acting tough):"Yeah, I want you to pick on me!"
(at this point Moe dismisses him as unimportant and turns back to Shemp)
Larry(proudly to himself):"Ahh I knew I'd bluff him..."
(Moe then proceeds to kick Larry from behind)-3 Stooges
(tape is played of a subs destruction by the previously unknown monster Titanosaurus, in which the radio operator calls the attacker a dinosaur)
"Did he say dinosaur? That's impossible!"-Japanese Interpol Agent, Terror of Mecha-Godzilla(Somehow the Japanese agent seemed to forgot all about Godzilla, Rodan, Angilas, and the other monsters which previously plagued his country...)
"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired"-Ozzy Osbourne, I Just Want You
"He's dead, murdered...and somebody is responsible!"-Observant police inspector, Plan 9 From Outer Space
"If you come any closer I'll feed them to the dolphins!"-Alien lady, Gamera vs. Zigra
(Frank and Freddy are looking over the canisters containing corpses of the Living Dead)
Freddy:"Are you sure these things are safe?"
Frank:"Of course, these things were made by the Army Corp of Engineers!"
(Frank slaps canister which then immediately ruptures)-ROTLD
"You may take our lives, but you'll never take...our freedom!"-William Wallace, Braveheart
Larry(jumping down firepole):"The old man's gone, I'm goin anyhow."
Moe(pulling him back up by the hair):"You ain't goin anywhere."-3 Stooges
"Ya know this is the busiest closed all night diner I have ever not eaten in."-Coker, Just Your Luck
"I'm gonna tear this fuckin' joint apart and I don't even know what the fuck I'm lookin for!"-Carl, Just Your Luck
Coker:"Man, what the fuck are you doing over there?"
Johnny:"I'm adjusting my balls, what, don't you ever adjust your balls?"
Coker:"Well yeah, I adjust my balls, but never in such a violent fashion like that..."-Just Your Luck
Larry:"Hey, how come you give all the orders around here?"
Moe:"Cause I got all the brains around here, any objections?"
Larry:"Yeah, I..."
Moe:(Slap)"Objections overruled."-3 Stooges
(Shemp is trying to paint around and behind a radio)
Moe:"Hey imbecile, move the radio..."
Shemp:"Oh, move it..."
Larry(amused):"Hahaha, stupid ain't he?"
Moe:"Look who's talkin."(slap)-3 Stooges
(Moe, Larry, and Shemp are driving along when their car quits working)
Larry:"Maybe it's outta gas..."
Moe:"Oh joy ridin again."(slaps Larry)
Shemp(Getting annoyed):"Why don't ya try the choke!"
Moe:"Thanks, I will."(begins to choke Shemp)-3 Stooges
(Stooges are trying to think of a plan to rescue a princess)
Moe:"We gotta use strategy!" "We gotta use..."
Shemp(trying to be original):"Stratagem!"
Moe:"Who asked you?"(Slaps Shemp)-3 Stooges
Dean:"You'll go to Glenheather Castle in Scotland..."
Larry(butting in):"Oh boy, scotch, I love it! You take a tall thin glass, ya put the ice in..."
Moe:"Quiet McNothing."(hits Larry)"
Larry(acting tough):"You know you tell me to be quiet, but I'll make a noise around here!"(at this point, Larry begins to point his finger, which is promptly stapled by Moe)
"In a perfect world I'd just be wasted"-Alice Cooper, Is Anyone Home
"You don't have to help nobody. That's what this country's all about."-Jackie Chiles, Seinfeld
Larry:"Go ahead, what do we got to lose?"
Shemp:"My head!"
Moe:"Like he was sayin', what do we got to lose?"-3 Stooges
"In that one(Godzilla '85) Godzilla feeds on a Russian nuclear submarine, then on a nuclear power plant and he gets bigger and bigger till he's almost as big as his costar, Raymond Burr"-Joe Bob Briggs, Monster Vision
"He drives a truck, with a house that follows behind, like a goat."-Ferico, Twenty Million Miles to Earth
(Stooges are mixing a concoction in a mortar. Shemp then sprays in a liquid causing much noise and activity)
Moe:"You put in too much!"(hits Shemp with pestle)
Shemp(angrily):"Whats the idea you hittin me with that pestle?"
Moe:"You're lucky I didn't hit you with the mortar."
Larry(butting in and laughing uproariously):"Hahaha, the mortar, the merrier!"(Larry is then also hit with the pestle)-3 Stooges
Moe:"Remind me to kill you later."
Curly:"I'll make a note of it.(searches pockets) I ain't gotta pencil!"
Moe:"Well I changed my mind, I'm gonna do it now."(slaps Curly)
(Larry hits Moe with a pie. Moe picks up a pie to retaliate)
Larry:"Oh no you don't!"(Larry proceeds to duck down and cover his face with his hands. A few seconds later...) "Are ya there Moe?"
Moe(ducking down):"No, I just left."
Larry(relieved):"Oh, good"(uncovers face and gets hit by pie)
(Larry picks up a very large pie and hits Moe)
Larry(angrily):"How do you like that?
(at this point Moe grabs a pie to hit Larry)
Larry:"Oh no you don't!"(Larry then ducks down and proudly points at Moe to show that he outwitted him)
(Moe, not outwitted, ducks down and hits Larry with pie)
"Forgive me, I hadn't considered the effects the destruction of my homeworld would have on your business. These must be trying times for you. Be brave..."-Garak,in response to Quark complaining about how the Klingon invasion of Cardassia is costing him the Cardassian's business, DS9
(Garak and Bashir are in the holosuite in one of Bashir's James Bond programs. They return to Bashir's large, very expensive home)
Garak:"You're a spy, and you live here?!?"
Bashir:"Why yes, my home, these clothes, even my secretary are all furnished by my goverment."
Garak:"Hmm, it seems I joined the wrong intelligence agency..."-DS9
"Lend me your ear while I call you a fool..."-Ian Anderson, The Witch's Promise
"If there's any intelligent life on this planet, it's our enemy."-Captain Mark, Planet of the Vampires
(Captain Mark and Sonia are exploring an alien vessel. Sonia see's a flashing light then brilliantly decides to touch it. She then yells and jerks her arm back)
Mark:"What happened?"
Sonia:"That thing, it shocked me!"
Mark:"What, this?" (He then puts his and on it and is immediately shocked)-Captain Mark, Planet of the Vampires
"The moral of this story is what not to do if your bird shits on you!"-Bruce Dickinson, intro to Rime of the Ancient Mariner on Live After Death.
"Sounds like there's a storm coming!"-Mark, Return of the Blind Dead, after hearing horse hooves and metallic clanging, as if a swordfight was going on.
"We don't like strangers in our town"-Mayor in Return of the Blind Dead, explaining why he had the guy he invited beat up
"We've entered another dimension!"-Meterologist, first theory when the boat he is on enters a strange fog, Horror of the Zombies.
Meterologist(his second theory on the fog):"No, it's a nightmare. None of this is real."
Movie director:"Are you real professor?"
Meteorologist:"I don't know."-Horror of the Zombies
"Insanity is just a state of mind!"-Gamma Ray, Future Madhouse
"Father said worry not what they say, use your mind your own free will, in a time when everyone follows, ignorance can kill"-Iced Earth, Stand Alone
"They only say what they want you to hear, half truths have been twisted to conceal your fate, in this world of spoonfed emotions, intelligence can save"-Iced Earth, Stand Alone
"Forgive me if I'm out of order, this new music has no soul, it may be good for making money, sadly that is not my goal"-Skyclad, Penny Dreadful
"Painted faces in a circus, images that spring to mind, when I read my Penny Dreadful, filled with pictures of your kind"-Skyclad, Penny Dreadful
"Stand your ground behind the times, and refuse to follow fashion, write your poetry with anger, and then sing it with a passion"-Skyclad, Penny Dreadful
"You, don't have to wait, I'll be too late, when you meet to jump off the edge. I'm not like you and I don't wanna be, follow the times to a place you can't see, don't call in doubt what the fashion may bring and you'll be...falling down!"-Edguy, Falling Down
"You say that we are all God's children, then can you please explain, how any father could inflict his children so much pain?"-Skyclad, If I Die Laughing It Will Be an Act of God
"New statesmen composing the lies for tommorrow's front page... What pays for the blunders they make-the working man's wage"-Skyclad, The Truth Famine
"Whatever happened to European Community, consciences with diplomatic immunity, find a new toy that's more safe than the atom, the face of a clown with Napoleon's hat on"-Skyclad, Bombjour!
B.A.:"What we got here is a busted brake line."
Hannibal:"Well, what's it look like?"
B.A.:"Like a busted brake line!"-The A-Team
(Marshall Dillon and Kitty are talking when Doc walks into the saloon and walks up to them)
Kitty:"Howdy Doc."
Doc:"How are ya? Well, I'll tell ya, awful nice to come in here and find everything so peaceable, I'm tired."
Kitty:"Well, I run a very law abiding place."
Doc(looking at the Marshall):"Yes, I notice this is where the law usually abides..."
Sir Tom:"That shutter, that confounded shutter!"
Shemp(very amused):"I shutter to think of it, hehehehehe."
Moe(annoyed, and hitting Shemp):"Shutter up."-Three Stooges
"I walk alone, where others dare not go, walk hand in hand with death"-Heretic, The Heretic
Moe:"Can the chatter or I'll give you new fingers in the eyes."
Curly:"You got new ones?"
Moe(holding up 2 fingers):"What are these?"
Curly:"Those are the old ones!"
Moe:"They'll do."(pokes Curly in the eyes)-Three Stooges
"Even if it's a guilty pleasure, it's the sort of sullying guilt that makes people leap from heights"-From the review of Battlefield Earth in The Oregonian
"As for me bumping into Midajah, you don't have to worry about that, I don't want her. To tell you the truth, no one does, that's why she's with you."-Billy Kidman to "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner, WCW Nitro
"BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!!
WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!"-Spammer badly in need of an editor advertising how to become a minster.
"They take a guess, and then go with the mother's testimony." - "Hirogen", on paternity testing.
"Bush Seeks Tools"-Netscape News Headline, 9/25/01
"We've got the money, we're going to spend it, peace is our mission, we'll murder to defend it"-Threshold, Mission Profile
"Under the flag of liberty you'll find corruption lurking, it's our responsibility to keep the system working."-Threshold, Ground Control
Joe Monday:"Last time I saw you you was gonna have a talk with some fellas, next thing I hear one of 'em's dead."
John Smith:"Conversation sorta went downhill."-Last Man Standing
"Hurting people's not a good thing! Well sometimes it is, but..."-John Spartan, Demolition Man
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life...both seconds of it."-John Spartan, Demolition Man
"Look at them. Half these bastards are not even purebloods. I tell you what, why don't we just fuckin' kill everyone...just to make sure."-Priest, giving his strategy on killing Reaper vampires, Blade 2
(Larry walks up to Moe, with an assortment of exterminator tools, and a bear trap)
Moe(Looking at the bear trap):"What's that thing for?"
Larry:"Never can tell, we might meet up with a bear."
Moe:"Yeah...meet my bare hand."(Slaps Larry)-The Three Stooges
"I oughta beat your brains in and I think I will!"-Moe, The Three Stooges
"Big Brock Lesnar, here comes the pain, God made me strong, forget to give me brain"-John Cena, WWE Smackdown
Jake:"What do you call 125 murders in five years?"
The Punisher:"A work in progress."-The Punisher(1989)
Curly(Reading):"Oh see the little deer, has the deer a little doe?"
Larry(Butting in):"Yeah, two bucks, hahahaha!"(gets hit by Moe)-The Three Stooges
"You're a funny guy Sully, I like you...that's why I'm going to kill you last."-John Matrix, Commando
"Listen, loyalty is very touching but it's not the most important thing in your life right now. Gravity is."-John Matrix, while dangling Sully over the edge of a cliff by one leg, Commando
Matrix:"Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
Sully:"Yeah, you promised you'd kill me last!"
Matrix, just before dropping Sully off the cliff:"I lied."-Commando
Cindy(after Matrix returns from the above scene):"What happened to Sully?"
Matrix:"I let him go."-Commando
"Well if you see me comin' better step aside, a lotta men didn't, a lotta men died"-Tennessee Ernie Ford, Sixteen Tons
"Look for the lost and you just might find...that the cost is your mind"-Manilla Road, The Ram
"Any time you do a less clever movie than Arnold, you know you're in trouble."-Lance Storm, commentary on Vanilla Sky and Total Recall, 6/5/02
Subodai:"Civilization! It is ancient and wicked, have you seen this before?"
Conan:"No, let's waste no time!"-Conan the Barbarian
"Krom laughs at your four winds!"-Conan the Barbarian, explaining why the worship of Krom is superior to the worship of the god of the winds
Sands:"Does it have a name?"
Cucuy:"We call him El...as in 'the'"-Once Upon a Time in Mexico
"Are you a Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can't?"-Sands, to Cucuy, Once Upon a Time in Mexico
"Since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want!"-Cucuy, displaying impeccable logic, Once Upon a Time in Mexico
"After a while Timo started to weird out. He talked about voices in his head, religion and German dictators all the time."-Anders Johannsen, giving one of the reasons why he was not joining Stratovarius, January 2004
"Their forgiveness is between them and God...it's my job to arrange the meeting."-Creasy, Man On Fire
Tank:"So what do you need...besides a miracle?"
Neo:"Guns. Lots of guns."-The Matrix
Unicron:"I have summoned you here for a purpose..."
Megatron:"No one summons Megatron!"
Unicron, dryly:"Then it pleases me to be the first."-Transformers:The Movie
Juggernaut:"Nothing stops the Juggernaut!"
Deadpool:"Are you kidding me? Plenty stops the Juggernaut! The X-Men, The Hulk, Spider-man twice..."-Deadpool Miniseries Vol 1
"I'll assume it's arrogance and not stupidity that's brought you here..."-Benge, Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust
Poncho:"You're hit...you're bleeding!"
Blain:"I ain't got time to bleed."-Predator
"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me."-Blain, showing the positive side of chewing tobacco, Predator
Billy:"I'm scared, Poncho"
Poncho:"Bullshit. You ain't afraid of no man..."
Billy:"There's somethin' out there waitin' on us...and it ain't no man. We're all going to die."-Predator
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."-Dutch, Predator
"You're next Durant, I'm comin' for ya!"-Darkman, while dangling from Durant's helicopter, and being shot at with a grenade launcher
"Stay back, he's mine!"-Darkman, trying to wave off a pursuing police helicopter, while STILL dangling from Durant's chopper and being shot at with a grenade launcher
"That son of a bitch Westlake 'malfunctioned' my helicopter..."-Darkman, posing as Durant, describing the crashing of Durant's helicopter into a bridge
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-George W. Bush, August 2004
"Disillusion is always possible but we've got propaganda, mass confusion is always better than the threat of understanding. We'll deceive you, we've got so many ways to make you stand behind us, if we need to we'll use them on ourselves to constantly remind us."-Threshold, Mission Profile
"They'll print it on the front page, to synthesise an outrage, but all we find is a decoy once again."-Threshold, Opium
"Shallow the crusader and shallow their crusade, but deep the ideology that brings them into play"-Threshold, The Art of Reason
Ahmed:"I thought to find you in the tower."
Edgtho:"Yah, that's why I'm not in it."-The 13th Warrior
Ahmed:"Ow! Oww!"
Olga:"That's a woman's sound..."
Ahmed:"Do that again, and you'll make it."-The 13th Warrior
Ahmed(after approaching Herger, preparing swords and shields for a duel):"What happened?"
Herger:"An engineering dispute."-The 13th Warrior
Ahmed:"Have we anything resembling a plan?"
Herger:"Mmhmm. Ride till we find them...and kill them all!"-The 13th Warrior
"In ancient days the barbers were also surgeons, this is the 19th century and if I want any blood let I'll get a doctor to do it."-Paladin, to a jittery barber, Have Gun Will Travel
Mr. Hollister:"If you didn't have that gun I'd beat the brains out of both of ya!"
Paladin:"I'm not interested in disproving that..."
"Blast After Man Puts Gas in Toilet"-Netscape News Headline, 10/7/04(the article actually is refers to the man pouring gasoline down the toilet which was ignited by a pilot light, but their word choice could use some work)
"lol this guide sucks loads of speeling mistakes"-Post by "the_jugernut" on Battle.net Diablo 2 forums, 12/7/04. 2 points if you can spot the irony.
"It was there right before our eyes, we were blind not to realize, in the rush to be globalized we signed away our freedom. We forgot how to criticize, we were scared to be demonized, as the truth was neutralized we lost the art of reason"-Threshold, The Art of Reason
"They made many promises, more than I can remember. But they never kept but one. They promised to take our land. And they took it."-Red Cloud(Lakota) ca. 1900
"You should know this, Lord Gho Fhaazi. If you betray any part of our bargain I will keep my oath and bring such destruction upon you and your city you will regret you ever heard my name. And you will only hear who I am, Lord Gho Fhaazi, before you die, your city and all its degenerate inhabitants dying with you."-Elric, The Fortress of the Pearl
Zeus:"Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
John McClane:"Guy back there called you 'Jesus'."
Zeus:"He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus."
John McClane:"Zeus?"
Zeus:"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus!"-Die Hard:With a Vengeance
Simon Gruber:"You c..c..couldn't c..c..catch me if I stole your ch..ch..chair with you in it!"
John McClane:"My ch..ch..chair with me in it? Well, Simon, why are you trying to k..k..kill me?"-Die Hard:With a Vengeance
"And this is how we live our lives, our opium is televised, till finally they watch us fade away"-Threshold, Opium
Captain Spaulding(to the ski-masked robber pointing a pistol at his head):"You miserable motherfucker, I oughta leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!"
Robber:"All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box and I might leave your brains inside your skull!"
Captain Spaulding:"Well I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass!"-House of 1000 Corpses
Zoe:"Are those grenades?"
Jayne:"Captain doesn't want 'em."
Zoe:"We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."-Serenity
Johns:"Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'."
Riddick:"Funny, they kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."-Pitch Black
Johns:"How's it look?"
Riddick:"Looks clear."
(Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them)
Johns:"You said clear!"
Riddick:"I said it looked clear."
Johns:"Well, how does it look now?"
Riddick, shrugging:"Looks clear."-Pitch Black
"All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, while he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!"-Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
Egg Shen:"Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do."
Jack Burton:"Real things?"
Egg:"As real as Lo Pan!"
Jack, sarcastically:"Hey, what more can a guy ask for?"
Egg:"Oh, a six-demon bag!"
Jack, again sarcastically:"Terrific, a six-demon bag! Sensational!"-Big Trouble in Little China
"Which Lo Pan?!? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?"-Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
Uncle Chu:"China is here Mr. Burton."
Jack Burton:"What does that mean? Huh? 'China is here.'? I don't even know what the hell that means!"-Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton:"and you'll go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave..."
Lo Pan, very excitedly:"Indeed!"
Jack Burton:"...or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?"-Big Trouble in Little China
Creedy:"You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns."
V:"No. What you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."-V for Vendetta
"There are eyes that see but say nothing at all, there are ears that hear but they don't recall, in this city of ours"-New Model Army, The Hunt
"So we followed your man back to your front door and we're waiting for your outside, cause not everybody here is scared of you, not everybody passes on the other side"-New Model Army, The Hunt.
"There are times I wish I could lay me down and hope for no tomorrow, but you'll never see me surrender my blade, refusing death's call I will conquer my fate, for I shall not yield!"-Wuthering Heights, I Shall Not Yield
"And when, in time, to the ground I'm bent, from carrying life's stone, my strength all spent, I shall drag myself forth by the tip of my nails, to spit on your feet with a last scornful hail!"-Wuthering Heights, I Shall Not Yield
"One swallow never made a spring, you can buy a crown, it doesn't make you king"-New Model Army, Lurhstaap
"404 Error: Weapons of Mass Destruction not found. Please install regime and reboot"-Online sig file
David Aceveda:"You're going to free a murderer so his mob boss can kill him?"
Shane Vendrell:"It sounded a lot better the way Vic explained it..."-The Shield
Vic Mackey:"Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan..."
Shane Vendrell:"Only one?"-The Shield
"Option one is, we take him alive. Feel free to consider option two."-Vic Mackey, The Shield
Shane Vendrell, to a singer who's a murder suspect:"Hey man, can I get your autograph?"
Vic Mackey:"Yeah, like on a confession?"-The Shield
"I see you've made your decision. Now let's see you enforce it."-Eric Draven, The Crow
Player 1:"What are dark iron scraps used for?"
Player 2:"You turn them in for rep"
Player 1:"Where do you turn them in at?"
Player 3:"You turn them in in MY PANTS!"
Player 2:"He wants rep with the big factions, not the small ones."-WoW Trade Chat
Player 1:"Last time I had my teeth worked on my dentist gave me demoral, it worked pretty well"
Player 2:"I think you mean armorall"
Player 1:"No, I don't have a mechanic dentist"-Diablo 2 USA-1 chat
"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with ME."-Rorschach, Watchmen
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."-Bryan Mills, Taken
"The lady wants me to let you go Jeff. You better hurry up and leave before someone comes up with a better idea."-Paladin, Have Gun Will Travel
"This is WoW, not a hiking simulator, get over it."-Reathai, in response to people complaining on the WoW forums about how getting mounts sooner would make things "too easy".
Marlboro:"You know that gun costs about 2 bucks every time you fire it...that's 2 bucks a bullet."
Harley:"Well how many I hit?"
Marlboro:"You spent 12 bucks and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about 4 and a quarter."
Harley:"Where'd they go?"
Marlboro, as machine gun fire opens up:"Right there, and they're spending a fortune!"-Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
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