2. Bun.

3. Plastic farm animals graze in the carpet that grows wildly in my room.

4. Scream: "I gots lice!!!"

5. Old people sometimes generate stinkies.

6. If you jump up and down and beat your head on a door for long enough, people will take you to a happy farm.

7. Purple lint is our friend.

8. Lets all go for a flower back ride.

9. I like beans.

10. Cows can pee 4 or 5 gallons at a time.

11. When I grow up I want to bee one of those birds that sit on cows heads and wait for them to poop.

12. Deep inside, we all love toilets.

13. Ooger booger.

14. Some people like poo poo.

15. Snot that hangs from your nose only wants to be your friend.

16. When you cry your stealing water from children.

17. If you have money, use it wisely. Buy those things to turn your toilet water blue.

18. The government bills us for urine depletion. (It's called taxes.)

19. We all make the rotten egg smell some time.

20. People with odors smell.

21. Fast food is based on cow droppings.

22. 57923. That's a number.

23. If you run fast enough, you can buy a sandwich.

24. People in a coma need to buy pickles.

25. Some people collect broken chairs.

26. Da beans make me smell.

27. Do that one more time and I'll neuter you!

28. You shouldn't eat cow pies.

29. Buy more bananas.

30. I like to lick clean silverware.

31. Sometimes I have blood in me.

32. Some mean people have things stuck in bad places.

33. Spit on a fish.

34. I can sing the theme to Mission Impossible.

35. Drink beer and buy me a liver.

36. Some people just need to shut up. Shut up their butt holes.

37. Stick people are mean.

38. I like to look at mashed potatoes.

39. People are nasty.

40. Never pick up a dead corn on the cob.

41. Apples and Oranges are watching you undress.

42. My brain is on strike.

43. Moldy bread looks like my belly button.

44. I have severe mental problems.

45. Soup feels good against my toes.

46. Strangers are digging in my armpits.

47. My sisters stuffed animals are having a blood war in our bathroom.

48. Sticks aren't really made of wood. They're made of toilet paper.

49. I like to make fun of stupid people.

50. Baby oil is made by killing babies and draining their fat.

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