52. Headless chickens run around.

53. Old people like to eat mashed peas.

54. I propose that the world is a giant tennis ball.

55. Old people smell can not be washed away.

56. With age comes wisdom. With wisdom comes the ability to eat more beans.

57. Your hair screams when you cut it.

58. I have germs.

59. Some noses are full of boogers.

60. Mean people suck

61. Old nasty crust smells bad.

62. Green golf balls are green.

63. I like beans

64. Never eat a shirt. They don't taste good.

65. I don't like boogers.

66. Doughnuts are round.

67. I am having an intimate relationship with a can of beans.

68. My sister has 57 nose hairs. I counted them while she was asleep.

69. Some people have pet paper towels.

70. Eat beans and make gas.

71. Some people walk funny.

72. Diseases can be nasty.

73. Toothless people eat chopped fruit.

74. Lunch is the time to eat.

75. Grass grows in the pastures between my toes.

76. Some people voted for Bob Dole.

77. Chinese noodles are holy.

78. My tooth has 4 gold rings.

79. Is it impossible for a piece of paper to have an intelligent conversation with you.

80. When I woke up this morning, plastic Army men had tied me down and were bungie jumping from my chin.

81. Some people are afraid of toilets.

82. My shoes are mad at me.

83. Super tomato to the rescue!

84. Lint for sale! 50 cents a piece!

85. Chalk tastes good.

86. Toe nails can be your friends.

87. Pot bellies sometimes practice ballet.

88. When I undress I make my clothes look the other way.

89. Some people drool excessively.

90. Farting is your butts way of whistling.

91. Odor is no object.

92. Dead cows can be romantic.

93. I like poop.

94. All for one, One for peanuts.

95. I have a very contagious disease.

96. Mashed potatoes are my friend.

97. Steel pipes are not alive.

98. My nose can smile.

99. Fly with the penguins.

100. Some things are old.

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