Step right up and catch the STRANGEST and most ELUSIVE acts on the face of the earth. In shows NEVER SEEN BEFORE, our members of LGEB take to DEATH DEFYING FEATS in order to celebrate Dean Haglund's 33rd birthday! So come to the front of the stage and purchase your ticket for this ONE NIGHT ONLY EVENT on July 29th. We guarantee that you WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES!
Deb the Lion Tamer
Meredith the Amazing Contortionist
Gizzie the Clown
LaLa the Fire Eater
Martha the Illustrated Woman
The Brunette Knife Thrower
PS - If you forgot to send me your story by the deadline. . . well. . . don't blame me for what I was forced to make up on my own. . . you should know better. :-)
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