You know you're crazy when....

you endlessly quote Peewee Herman.....
you spontaneously get up and sing "Copa Cabana" and do a little dance in the middle of class.....
you find endless amusement in watching cars go by....
you do "Riverdance" in the halls....
you "go towards the light" whenever you can....
you eat a lot of cheese....
you shave your dog, paint him brown, staple antlers to his head and throw him in the woods during moose season; "just to see what happens"....
Barney delivers a powerful message to you on PBS at 3:30 everday....
you watch Titanic over and over, to see if the boat actually sinks again....
you hear "Are you Jimmy Ray?" and yell into the radio, "YES!"....
you assume the song "Baby Beluga" is about you and write a very heated letter to Raffi....
you thought the friendly giant was your grandfather....
you get in the habit of shillacking everything you see; (including your cat, who now makes a very nice wall ornament, and doubles as a coat rack) and you accidentally intake some shillack.
you eat wax fruit and don't get sick....
you slam your fingers in the car door for amusement....
you ride a unicycle to school....
the voices inside your head tell you to play nice....
you only wear orange and yellow....
you have a fear of umbrellas because you think that they swallow you whole....
you built a tree house and only invited your pet iguana in....
you can't sleep without your sooky blanket....
you AGAIN torture your dog by dressing him in a mink fur coat and tossing him into a throng of animal rights activists....
when on the internet, you only talk in your best Japanese accent....
your best friend is the PC handyman....
you torture you dog (YET AGAIN) by shaving him and tattooing B-I-N-G-O on his butt. Then, whenever he uses the bathroom, you sing the BINGO song....
you wear a different Elvis wig everyday....
you are obsessed with Star Wars and you strap cinnamon buns to your ears, so you can look just like Princess Leia....
you eat the cinnamon buns afterwards....
you think of things in opposites, so everytime you see a STOP sign, you GUN the engine....
you take delight in wearing frilly underwear....
your best friend is a computer....
you can belch the national anthem of Cambodia....
you dance the macarena on the internet, describing your every move....
you only eat the purple hearts in the Lucky Charms....
you think you're a "telepathic liar"....
you are the founder of the "I Love Barney Club"....
you think you invented the lightbulb....
you think E=mc squared is the recipe for McDonald's fries....
you get a 99% on your test and freak out....
you get out of the car James Bond style....
you think you are the famous spy, 007; and take your milk shaken-not stirred....
"Barbie Girl" is the most beautiful song you've ever heard....
you wear your clothes inside out just to start a new fashion trend....
you eat worms....
you giggle uncontrollably at the sight of mashed potatoes....
your teddy bear is named Floyd....
your only friends are sock puppets....
you unknowingly mark yourself with a highlighter and later run around, having a panic attack because you think you're turning into one of the Simpsons....
when you heard your computer had a virus, you tried to nurse it back to health by feeding it chicken soup through "that little slot thingy"....
you get on the roof of the school with a high powered rifle and demand that they get the carebears to come meet you....
you once again torture your dog by cutting him a Mohawk and dying it purple...
you wanna be a Spice Girl....
you paint your house rainbow so that you can search for a pot of gold in your back garden....
you turn all the pictures on your wall backwards because you insist all the people are staring at you....
you think a q-tip is supposed to go in one ear and out the other (why else would there be cotton on both ends?)....
you have a sudden hankering for Chinese food so you start to dig a hole in the ground (everyone knows you have to dig your way to China!)....
you have a pet pig named Porketta....

These "Crazy" terms are not meant to offend anybody...if they do, I apologize.

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