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Tuesday December 22, 1998
I updated the links page. I have the strange feeling I'm forgetting a page. I'll sleep on it and figure out what damn site I'm forgetting.

Sunday December 20, 1998
No quake. What's bored ass like myself to do? Update my crappy webpage.... what else. I'll probably end up updating my links page as well.

Christmas present. Everyone who visits my site gets free internet access from me as a christmas present. Click there for your gift certificate thing-a-ma-jig. You've gotta download some software though. If I'm bored enough, I might try it. My money says that netzero will ads flying around my desktop, and that they will go out of business in less than 6 months. Have fun you cheap asses.

Zelda : Oscarnia of Time rocks. Simple as that. It's fun. It's just like the other Zeldas. It is amazingly entertaining.

Is that stiff-ass Al Gore, president yet? HUrry the hell up then.

If you were on my ICQ list before, message me so that I can re-add you to this list. ALright? good.

What's an update without a blockquote? ripped from here.
Web Pimps

  • HTMLer

    Cut out that html ba-by! Many of them use web editing studio software, although their is always much argument over what is their favourite tool. I think we can assume that it's definitely NOT FrontPage... The really crazy ones code their html by hand in NotePad.

    Real World example : Mix, PlanetQuake Wabut, Some Crappy site

It's sarcasm (and no I'm not in the real article). Give me a better processor and I'll use that damn frontpage editor!
Sunday December 13, 1998
Bad things are happenning. Finals start tommorrow for me at 8AM. And then go check out messiahpress.com. fuck. skanky assed. Happy birthday Linda. Go to hell simon.
Tuesday December 8, 1998
Aw yeah...another update. I've gotta find a new way to smoke this crack.

I had to update about this. this is scary. Blockquote time..
Bill Gates and his wife, melinda, ... [are] now expecting a second child
Do you see what this world is coming to? Bill gates is getting laid more times than Calfox. I think somebody is losing pimping ground to his brother... Scary world indeed. That quote is from this week's newsweek.

The links page will hopefully be updated soon. It's in the need of fixing. I'll get to it soon. Soon. Like late february of something.
Sunday December 6, 1998
Yeah, 2 updates in a row. You know what this means. I'm losing a shit load of cash buying crack.

My Instant Lunch page loads unbelievably fast. The total size of the page is sub 18k. amazing shit. Even Calfox and his crappy connection should be able to load that page in no time at all. AOL Netscape 4, IE 4 browser required. I think. I haven't tested it in the sub 4 browsers but it probably looks like crap in it anyway.
Saturday December 5, 1998
10:56 PM -> Yup. It's magic. an update. twice in a day and a redesign for my Instant Lunch page. I'll leave off the crack for a while and go back to my 1 update every 2-3-4-5 weeks. fun fun fun.

An update. wow. Just letting the good people know that I'm up to seomthing for this site. It should be up late today. If not late today, than probably sometime in January. Lists have been updated also. no more news other than tadbit of info.

Tuesday November 17, 1998
Um.. yeah. The non Americans get lucky again. Because Datafox insists, blockquote.
It seems Microsoft has begun shipping Office 2000 beta 2 to non-USA residents.

Today I got ICQ'd by very excited people from France the UK and....Belgium.

Seems some UPS van stopped by to deliver seven CD's at their doorstep, courtesy of Microsoft.
No, i peresonnaly did not get the messages. stefan98 did. Isn't that just wack. But i figured it out already. See, eventually it will be warezed across the world and then when the dumbass americans install it on their english version of win 98/95, wack messages will be sent to microsoft's office, and Bill will get new friends. duh.

You don't realize it yet, but Gum is cool, and you need to chew it. Those who don't aren't cool. They suck. Gum is cool. Gum roxs. Bubble Gum is better.

Who needs a TNT card, when you can stay with the great brand name of 3dfx? VOODOO 3. VOODOO 3. I feel the power.
Saturday November 14, 1998
Thresh wins PGL quake finals. yippe. someone owes me some cash. someone owes me about $50,000,000 divided by 100,000,000. cough data/calfox. DIdn't I say thresh was god? Final match final score was 43-0. someone did some major ass kicking.

Thresh and his clan mates won the quake 1 division too. Damn. and I wanted the pOwer Rangers to win. god damn it. Speaking of power rangers, there was an audition in Sacramento to be a cast member of Power Rangers. Unfortunately I missed it. My life long dream just passed me. sigh. muhahahahah
Tuesday November 10, 1998
Just wanted to update to say that the New Radicals rock. I finnaly got the song I wanted as well as many others off their CD, and they all kick ass. They also hit #17 on MTV's top 20, so that kicks ass too.

You know what This MOuntain Spring water mineral crap sucks. I'd just like to say now that Mexico water tastes better than this crap. Where'd I put that damn bottle anyway. Oh yeah, this Chinese chicken wannabe salad sucks monkey crap.

Oh yeah, and whoever is visiting this site from Sierra and intel (they've got a proxy server. I feel so sorry for their employees) should contact me or something. I'fd like to know why the hell you're coming to this site.
Thursday November 5, 1998
My reign on the search engines is starting now. I have just gotten the #1 spot on the uk version of excite by searching for.. "quake2 tweaks". yeah, i kick ass.

I also smacked up a hit from machines.sierra.com.. Except it did not record a referer. I also updated some of the lists. Now go away. I've got homework I should be doing. SHould be doing.

Wednesday October 28, 1998
Two day straight updates? I'm on crack. and so is my browser. (thats from scary's).

I figured it out. I did. I did. Oh well. Screw it.

Tuesday October 27, 1998
Windows NT 5.0 is now Windows 2000. Doesn't that make it sound so much cooler? What kind of shit are they pulling? 2000? that blows. That sucks. Thats stupid. That must came out of Gates' super creative mind. Or some lowly janitor.

For those who don't count the number of days in a year, today's the 300th day of 1998. wow. Useless facts are cool.

I haven't updated in a while. But this is important. sCary follows me around stealing my ideas. Anyone see this pic before? The one that I posted on Datafox's site? Seems that in this weeks suckage....well.. go see for yourself.

I update Messiahpress a lot more frequently than anything else. Especially since theres so much good Messiah news floating around. wow. This sucks. Updates suck. blah blah blah. Go to datafox's site and listen to jumper. Do or die. muhahahah

Monday October 12, 1998
Lack o updates. Like anyone cares.

Check it out. I'm number 3 on this web search. My site kicks ass. That hit's much better than the guy who got here searching for AOL tweaks.


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