C.J. Bundy: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to DBW's Carnival of the Damned:Revenge Pay Per View. Now,get ready for tonight's main event.....A Barbed Wire Cage Dynamite Explosion Death Match.
*"Down" by 311 plays, Bundy continues.
Introducing first,accompanying the challenger,the man who will be handcuffed to Mack Daddy Tool outside of the cage,"The Sharpshooter" Clint Tennant.
"Anthem for the Year 2000" by Silverchair play's.
And now the challenger,accompanied to the ring by The Gorgeous One" Crystal,a former Intercontinental champion,the creator of the lethal Survivor Plunge....Tom "The Survivor" Tennant.
"RPM" by Sugar Ray plays.
Introducing next,the champion's cornerman,the man with all the bitches, Mack Daddy Tool.
"Aenima" by tool plays.
And finally,accompanied to the ring by Miss Melissa,the two time Heavyweight Champion of the World,and the Franchise of Dangerously Brutal Wrestling,the self proclaimed Hardcore Icon, Misery.
*Misery and The Survivor make their way into the cage as Bundy walks to the back. President Eastwood locked the cage door behind them,and then handcuffed Clint and Tool together.
Match was no contest
What Happened: After the bell rang, Misery and The Survivor stared one another down for a full minute before going into a collar and elbow tie up. Tom came out on top with an armbar. He tried to whip Misery into the cage but Misery stopped himself short. They circled one another and went back into the collar and elbow. Misery connected with a european uppercut, followed by a short arm clothesline. Tennant staggered backwards, Melissa slipped the cane into the cage.
Misery grabbed the cane and repeatedly blasted The Survivor,until Tom was a bloody mess. As The Survivor lay motionless Crystal slipped the lead pipe to him. Misery went to pick Tom up but took the lead pipe to the stomach for his effort. Tennant then bent the pipe over Misery's head,Misery collapsed onto the mat and within seconds a pool of blood had formed around his head.
The Survivor picked Misery up and whipped him into the cage. That side of the cage exploded into flames,when the smoke cleared Misery was still stuck in the barbed wire. Tom went in for the kill,he pulled Misery off of the wire and was taken by suprise with a kick to the stomach. Misery followed with the BI-Polar DDT.
Both men layed motionless as the ref began to count,at the count of 9 Misery made it to his feet.As Tom got back up Misery was waiting and snapped the cane completly in half over Tom's throat. Once again Tom fell to the mat. Misery lifted him up and whipped him in to the cage. After the smoke cleared The Survivor was laying in a pool of blood.
Misery waved to the back,Thorn came out with a trash can full of weapons. Misery yelled for Thorn to take Melissa out of the arena. Thorn through the can over the top, as the referee was trying to force him to leave.
As Misery was rummaging through the contents of the can,Tennant grabbed him by the hair and hit an inverted DDT. Tom grabbed a pizza box and a sadistic smile came across his bloodstained face. He repeatedly raked the box up and down Misery's back,until the champs back was torn to shreds. Tom opened the box to reveal it was embedded with thumbtacks.
Outside the ring, Crystal cracked President Eastwood with a chair. Clint hit Mack Daddy Tool with a pair of brass knuckles. Crystal uncuffed The Sharpshooter.Misery was pulled off of the mat by Tom,and suprised Tom with a fireball. Misery picked him up and hit a second Bi-Polar DDT.
Misery covered in blood climbed to the top of the cage for a moonsault. A voice from he loud speaker boomed "Thirty seconds until ring explodes.
"Clint also made his way up the cage,Misery and Clint began exchanging punches."20 Seconds"
Mack Daddy Tool made his way up the cage and hit a huge belly to back suplex from the top of the cage to the floor."15 Seconds"
Misery poised himself for the moonsault,Tom had come up behind him and pushed his leg."10 seconds"
Misery crotched himself hard onto the cage."5 Seconds"
Tom positioned himself."3 seconds"
SURVIVOR PLUNGE from the top of the cage,2,1,........BOOM!!!!!!!!.......
While they were in mid air the ring exploded. When the smoke cleared ringside looked like a car wreck. Clint and Tool unconcious at ringside, Crystal,Eastwood and the referee scattered around ringside.
In the middle of the ring(all that was left) lay Tom and Misery. The match was declared a no contest as niether man got up for about five minutes.The Survivor made it to his feet first,he then picked Misery up.
Both men bloody,burnt and beaten stared each other down. Tom extended his hand,Misery shook it and raised Tom's hand.
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