tlhIngan maH!

   The KLINGON ASSAULT GROUP (K.A.G.)


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      WHAT IS KAG?


The KLINGON ASSAULT GROUP is a not-for-profit STAR TREK fan

organization. There are NO DUES here, and our growth is based 

on communication and cooperation. Klingon Uniforms aren't 

required, but to advance within our ranks a uniform will be 

necessary. Promotions are based solely on merit, level of 

involvement.


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      WHAT DOES KAG DO?


KAG has Fun.

Our members go to fan conventions and intimidate other species.

We help charities with food and blood drives, like our  

"Feed the Earther" program or the annual "Blood Feud." 

We win costume contests at conventions. 

We throw excellent parties.

We host events like DIS Qujmey - The Klingon Years Games, 

a fun weekend get-away featuring Olympic-like activities.

We share in the richness of Klingon culture and the Klingon 

Language...


...and did I mention conventions?


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       ADVANCING IN RANK:



The KLINGON ASSAULT GROUP has Fleets and Squadrons, all built 

from members working together to form individual warships

(shipboard-type local groups). All it takes to get a scoutship 

up and running are five interested and involved Klingons.

To those that would command such a vessel: you will need drive,

determination, and organizational skills. 

While KAG has no dues, it is mandatory for ship commanders 

to subscribe to MINDSCANNER. Upon joining, KAG COMMAND will place 

you aboard the nearest KAG vessel, or assist you in starting one 

of your own.


Force Recon: If you know little of the Klingon Empire, or live in 

an area where there are no KAG ships yet, this KAG division is 

for you.


Here, one can learn of names and line-names, language, ships, 

weaponry, and arts of the Klingon Empire.


There are other KAG units--Marines, Raiders, Quartermasters--

but the first step is to determine whether you have the 

KLINGON SPIRIT in your heart and soul. If so, get a form and 

send it in. If not, step aside, meek one.

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       WHAT'S IN A UNIFORM?

A Klingon, of course! (We do not provide the Klingon, that is 

YOUR Duty.)

It is up to the members to create or purchase their own Uniforms.

However, your ship's QuarterMaster can assist you in that pursuit.

QuarterMasters are equipped with the knowledge of how Uniforms 

are constructed, and where the materials can be obtained. 

They often can sell Uniforms to ship members at a substantial 

discount.


   Classic Klingon


Klingons from The Original STAR TREK Series are considered 

Classic Klingons. Classic Klingons require the least effort to 

uniform...

usually a simple black jumpsuit with a gold vest and/or sash. 

Little or no makeup is required.


Contemporary Klingon

Contemporary Klingons as seen in the feature films, 

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, or DEEP SPACE NINE are the most 

intimidating in appearance.

Your ship's Genetics Engineer can assist you in creating or 

purchasing facial appliances for the ridges. (They are often 

attached by spirit gum or latex, or as an easy-to-slip-on 

half-head.) The Armor is often made of rugged vinyl. 

Conquering many a glorious costume contest, these Uniforms 

instill fear and awe into the hearts of those who gaze upon

them!

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      HOW DO I JOIN?


It's about time you ask... and it's never been so simple! 

Just click here and fill out 

the membership forms.


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