Simpsons, The (1989) S4 - Garn's Guides

Season Four
Starring:	Dan Castellaneta .................... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Clown
	Julie Kavner ........................... Marge Simpson / Patty / Selma
	Nancy Cartwright ............................... Bart Simpson / Nelson
	Yeardley Smith .......................................... Lisa Simpson
	Hank Azaria ................................. Apu / Moe / Chief Wiggum
	Harry Shearer ................................... Mr. Burns / Smithers
Created By:	Matt Groening

Ep: 60
Kamp Krusty

Blackboard Line: THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
Written By: David M. Stern
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Ep: 61
A Streetcar Named Marge

Blackboard Line: MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Lona Williams
Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz
Written By: Jeff Martin
Directed By: Rich Moore

Ep: 62
Homer the Heretic

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
Written By: George Meyer
Directed By: Jim Reardon

Ep: 63
Lisa the Beauty Queen

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
Special Guest Voice: Bob Hope
Also Starring: Doris Grau, Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Lona Williams
Written By: Jeff Martin
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Ep: 64
The Simpsons Halloween Special III

Blackboard Line: None
Starring: Decaying Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kadaver Kavner, Nocturnal Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Psycho Smith, Scare Ya' Hank Azaria, Fearsome Harry Shearer
Special Guest Voice: Macabre Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Rabid Russi Taylor
Written By: Atrocious Al Jeans & Morbid Mike Reiss & Johnny Katastrophe Kogen & Warped Wally Wolodarsky & Scarifying Sam Simon & Vicious Jack Vitti
Directed By: Bloodcurdling Carlos Baeza

Ep: 65
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID (I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD) Written by Marge
Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed By: Rich Moore

Ep: 66
Marge Gets a Job

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Tom Jones, Marcia Wallace
Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
Directed By: Jeff Lynch

Ep: 67
New Kid on the Block

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
Special Guest Voices: Sara Gilbert, Phil Hartman, Pamela Reed
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
Written By: Conan O'Brien
Directed By: Wes Archer

Ep: 68
Mr. Plow

Blackboard Line: A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Linda Ronstadt, Adam West
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
Written By: Jon Vitti
Directed By: Jim Reardon

Ep: 69
Lisa's First Word

Blackboard Line: TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
Special Guest Voice: Elizabeth Taylor
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
Written By: Jeff Martin
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Ep: 70
Homer's Triple Bypass

Blackboard Line: COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
Written By: Gary Apple & Michael Carrington
Directed By: David Silverman

Ep: 71
Marge vs The Monorail

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Leonard Nimoy
Also Starring: Doris Grau, Maggie Roswell
Written By: Conan O'Brien
Directed By: Rich Moore

Ep: 72
Selma's Choice

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" AT ROLL CALL
Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
Written By: David M. Stern
Directed By: Carlos Baeza

Ep: 73
Brother From the Same Planet

Blackboard Line: THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
Written By: Jon Vitti
Directed By: Jeff Lynch

Ep: 74
I Love Lisa

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
Also Starring: Michael Carrington, Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
Written By: Frank Mula
Directed By: Wes Archer

Ep: 75
Duffless

Blackboard Line: GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
Written By: David M. Stern
Directed By: Jim Reardon

Ep: 76
Last Exit to Springfield

Blackboard Line: MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
Special Guest Voice: Dr. Joyce Brothers
Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
Directed By: Mark Kirkland

Ep: 77
So it Has Come to This: The Simpsons Clip Show

Blackboard Line: NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
Written By: Jon Vitti
Directed By: Carlos Baeza

Ep: 78
The Front

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
Special Guest Voice: Brooke Shields
Also Starring: Doris Grau, Maggie Roswell
Written By: Adam I. Lapidus
Directed By: Rich Moore

Ep: 79
Whacking Day

Blackboard Line: I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
Special Guest Voice: Barry White
Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed By: Jeff Lynch

Ep: 80
Marge in Chains

Blackboard Line: I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
Special Guest Voices: David Crosby, Phil Hartman
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
Directed By: Jim Reardon

Ep: 81
Krusty Gets Kancelled

Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
Special Guest Voices: Johnny Carson, Hugh Hefner, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Red Hot Chili Peppers (Anthony Kiedis & Flea & Chad Smith & Arik Marshall), Elizabeth Taylor, Marcia Wallace, Barry White
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed By: David Silverman

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