Tyzilla's Mr. Hat Page
QUOTES FROM Mr. Hat
ON KYLE ASKING TO GET DISMISSED FROM SCHOOL EARLY
"Well Kyle, NO! You hear me!? YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
ON LIFE
"Life isn't fair kiddo, get use to it"
ON KATHY LEE GIFFORD
"Have you forgotten about all the pain and sufferig Kathy Lee Gifford caused you!?"
"KILL HER!!"
"She'll make a fool of you again!"
ON BEING CAUGHT TRYING TO KILL KATHY LEE
"Well, I would've got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids."
ON GENETIC ENGINEERING
"Yes, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes, like German people"
ON TERRANCE AND PHILLIP
"Watching that show is BAD, Mr. Garrison!"
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