The Ministers of State

Are As Follows

• Minister of Propaganda, Clark Cuevas. New incumbent sought.
• Foreign Minister - Idi Amin. You don't get much more foreign.
• Minister without Portfolio - David Frank Toms. The man can lose a file anywhere.
• Minister with our Portfolio - You know who you are - give me my damned book back or go Up Against The Wall
• Minister with too many vowels in his name - Michael O'Maoileoin
• Chief Sycophant - Alan Clarke, a bloke I met on the street
• Minister without a Proper job description - my best friend Elizabeth
• Portfolio without a minister - position not yet filled. Suitable candidate must be prepared to have skin used as binding.
• Minister of Spontaneous Planning Jonathan Cooke
• Minister of Re-education and Cultural Adjustment - Bekki Warren
• Minister of Religion and Archbishop of Probstville - Elizabeth Warren (Also Minister i/c of burning heretics)
• Minister for taking the flak when the government screws up, Patricia Caderamanpulle. (Please note, all correspondence sent to PC must have her name spelt correctly in full, or it will be returned to sender. We do not spell out names on the telephone.)

Other Persons of Note

• The Official Ambassador from HELL (Winnipeg, Canada), Adam "Call me Satan" Melzak
• The Poet Laureate in Absentia, Roger "Should there be Capital Punishment in schools?" McGough"
• Michael Gilbert - The great English dream - my boss will make ME a cuppa