Words and Music: Sherman Dorn, 2000
Inspired by this comment by Erica Neely on rec.music.filk:
> Which can be really hard if it gets on a theme that lasts forever which > you don't have a song for. I don't have nautical songs, songs about > mermaids/dragons/unicorns/con running/computers/chocolate/highway > construction...etc.
which inspired this bit of drivel...
C G F C
My lover's drown'd, my dragon's cost too much for me to bear.
C G F C
The concom's asking why the beast with one horn has such hair.
F C
When Apple asked just who would buy the cocoa Imac, well I bit
G C
but on the way to pay the scaly loan shark I was hit ...
... by the green ...
(chorus in a rollicking rhythm of your choice)
C F C
Alien beer-suckin' highway Joes who know their hyperspace lane surveys,
G C
Tell you to get out of their way while the anti-gravity trucks are rolling.
C F
Alien beer-suckin' highway Joes with matching green between-world doorways
G
Hit me on the head with a 2x4x2x4x2x... (spoken) oh, #&!*#!
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