A Boy and his Log

Tune: "A Boy and his Frog" (Tom Smith)

TV is weird, so they tell me,
as if they think I couldn't guess.
I just appear when I'm carried on view
when the story's been made a huge mess.
They say, "Oh, that's just styrefoam rubber
that shows up when a lead has been scotched.
Anyone could write that." Well, that's true. The show's botched.
But who else could make millions watch?

What will I do without you there to write?
Perhaps it is best it's all done.
Next they would join Bob and Cooper to fight
Murderous Northwestern sons.
You could never just do something normal.
You lived next to a morgue for some years.
Now this town's in a fog and you've put them in fear --
of David Lynch --
a boy and his log.

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