Tune: "A Hole in the Bottom of the Sea" (and idea stolen shamelessly from Frank Hayes)
There's a crime at the bottom of it all (says Starr).
There's a crime at the bottom of it all (says Starr).
There's a crime, there's a crime, there's a crime at the bottom
of it all.
And there's a pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all
(says Starr).
There's a pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all (says
Starr).
There's a crime, there's a crime, there's a crime at the bottom
of it all.
And Starr is looking for the pattern to the crime at the
bottom of it all.
Starr is looking for the pattern to the crime at the bottom of it
all.
There's a crime, there's a crime, there's a crime at the bottom
of it all.
And there is government funding for Starr who is looking for
the pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all.
There is government funding for Starr who is looking for the
pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all.
There's a crime, there's a crime, there's a crime at the bottom
of it all.
And there are TV shows and book contracts and government
funding for Starr who is looking for the pattern to the crime at
the bottom of it all.
There are TV shows and book contracts and government funding for
Starr who is looking for the pattern to the crime at the bottom
of it all.
There's a crime, there's a crime, there's a crime at the bottom
of it all.
We're spending millions and millions on TV shows and book
contracts and government funding for Starr who is looking for the
pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all.
We're spending millions and millions on TV shows and book
contracts and government funding for Starr who is looking for the
pattern to the crime at the bottom of it all.
There's a crime, there's a crime—somewhere—
There's a crime at the bottom of it all.
Copyright © 1999, Sherman
Dorn
Last updated January 1, 1999
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