Truffle Lover's Survivalist Song

All those teaching songs
for when our infrastructure's gone
tell you how to make gunpowder fresh.
But when Lindt and Hershey's bit the dust
with Mars and Toblerone, you must
remember how to fatten up your flesh.

(Chorus)
Three parts cocoa, one of butter (much better than milk!),
four parts sugar, two parts cream to taste like silk.
Gently boil for eight minutes. While it cools you do a shuffle.
Scoop some out and then you've got some truffles.

When Uzbeks drop the bomb
Victoria's Secret's gone.
How will your post-war sex life eees-cape from fate?
When BVD, Fruit-of-the-Loom,
and Frederick's all have met their doom
the only thing is homebrewed chocolait.

(Chorus)

Cool Whip is no more
Starbuck's has been gored.
Ground Zero happened to target Jelly Belly's corporate lawyers.
Get some cows and dry goods stored.
Be prepared and ready to hoard
to cook it up right in your shelter foyer.

(Chorus)

Copyright © 1997, Sherman Dorn
Last updated February 16, 1998 visitors to this page since mid-February 1998.

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