My Fuzzy Blue Velveeta

Tune: "The Great Ship Titanic" (Unknown)

The kids were all a-screamin' for some lunch -- or was it snack?
There was Dave and Pablo, Bob and Ray, Katherine, Jill, and Mac,
after whom chimed in the others: Suzy, Jacky, and Conchita,
So I went and got my fuzzy blue Velveeta.

(Chorus:)
We don't know how it was done,
'cause Velveeta doesn't spoil. (Not even in the sun!)
Those folks at Kraft are clever, they've really got it made
with cheese that doesn't ... biodegrade.

It's sealed tight in the fridge, with "Toxic" on the label.
A few adults and children are the only ones who're able
to stomach and survive a toasted whole-wheat pita
filled with my fuzzy blue Velveeta.

(Chorus)

Maybe 'twas a chemist with an enzyme never seen,
Perhaps it was the work of an engineered gene.
All we know is our enemies will always be defeata
if forced-fed my fuzzy blue Velveeta.

(Chorus)

Copyright © 1993, Sherman Dorn
Last updated February 16, 1998 visitors to this page since mid-February 1998.