Your God's Name Here

Tune: "Only Here for the Beer" (Bill Sutton)
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I'm praying to (your god's name here).
I'm worshipping (your god's name here).
Jesus is grand, for his teachings I'll stand,
and Pele is fine for destructive divines.
Hashem's okay, I could daven all day but
have faith just in (your god's name here).

Today you attended a Circle where Pagans were dancing with glee.
Tonight you'll go to a wedding where Jews do the same with esprit.
Tomorrow is Handel's Messiah; you'll join in with their Christmas song.
In this diverse world, when questions arise, repeat this so you get along.
Just say...

I'm praying to (your god's name here).
I'm worshipping (your god's name here).
Buddha is grand, for his teachings I'll stand,
and Shiva is fine for destructive divines.
Hashem's okay, I could daven all day but
have faith just in (your god's name here).

(Your god's name here) does not like hatred. (Your god's name here) isn't a prude.
(Your god's name here) wants you to prosper, but doesn't want you to be rude.
(Your god's name here) wants you to live near people with all diff'rent views.
Be confident that other people who don't worship (your god's name here) still like you.
Just say...

I'm praying to (your god's name here).
I'm worshipping (your god's name here).
Jesus is grand, for his teachings I'll stand.
The Morrigan's fine for destructive divines.
Allah's all right, I could listen all night but
have faith just in (your god's name here).

(No god's name here) is for the atheists. Agnostics say (we don't know whom).
It's okay if you're a Millenialist who believes in (coming real soon).
No matter how you fill in the blanks, humanity still is the same.
Understanding when you and others disagree is the name of the game.
Just say...

I'm praying to (your god's name here).
I'm worshipping (your god's name here).
Jesus is grand, for his teachings I'll stand,
and Pele is fine for destructive divines.
Hashem's okay, I could daven all day but
have faith just in (your god)--
(spoken) Have your god call my god!--
(sung) have faith just in (your god's name here)!

Thanks to Jonathan Baker, Debra Fran Baker, and Elizabeth Margareta Griffith for the suggested changes to the chorus.

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