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Bloopers: British Children's answers to Sunday School questions
*Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark
*The fifth commandment is Humor thy Father and Mother
*Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night
*When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.
*Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
*Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
*The pope lives in a vacuum.
*Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
*The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
*Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
*A republican is a sinner mentioned in the bible.
*The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
*The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
*It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.
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