Bloopers: British Children's answers to Sunday School questions

*Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark

*The fifth commandment is Humor thy Father and Mother

*Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night

*When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.

*Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.

*Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.

*The pope lives in a vacuum.

*Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.

*The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.

*Iran is the Bible of Moslems.

*A republican is a sinner mentioned in the bible.

*The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.

*The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

*It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

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