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Episode 1: "The Mighty Megalosaurus"
Earl recalls the day he asked for a raise and really laid an egg, only to find that Fran had done the same.
Episode 2: "The Mating Dance"
After Fran suffers a sleepless night, Earl volunteers to watch the kids for the weekend while Fran gets some much needed rest.
Episode 3: "Hurling Day"
Earl gleefully awaits "Hurling Day" when he'll have the ritual honor of heaving his mother-in-law into the tar pits, but Robbie thinks the tradition should be chucked.
Episode 4: "The Howling"
Robbie questions howling as a rite of passage, an act that puts bvest buddies Earl and Ray at odds with each other.
Episode 5: "High Noon"
Earl's blood runs colder when a monstrous male who notices Fran in the supermarket challenges him to a fight to the death for her -- and everything else he holds dear."
Episode 6: "Golden Child"
The Sinclair baby sprouts a golden horn, which looks like just one more thing Earl's going to be stuck with, until the Council of Elders informs him that the horn means that the baby is the prophesized King of the Dinosaurs.
Episode 7: "Family Challenge"
A cosmic calamity wrecks the Sinclairs' TV, which is fine by Fran, but Earl, hoping to win a new set, has the bright idea to have them appear on the game show "Family Challenge" to maybe win a new one.
Episode 8: "I Never Ate For My Father"
When Robbie flubs his initiation into the Young Males' Carnivore Association, Earl fears his son may be a weak link in the food chain -- he may be (gasp) ... a herbivore.
Episode 9: "Charlene's Tale"
Charlene gets a tail, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little.
Episode 10: "Endangered Species"
Earl buys Fran two grapdelites, a rare delicacy that they'll dine on for their anniversary, until Robbie meets the goodies and they explain that they are the last two of their kind.
Episode 11: "Employee of the Month"
Earl thinks he's moving up the ladder as he and the family await dinner with Richfield, while Robbie brings home a "pet" human, who's several evolutionary rungs below the Sinclairs.
Episode 12: "When Food Goes Bad"
Lurking in the Sinclair refrigerator are delectable creatures that go bad, very bad, while Charlene is watching the baby.
Episode 13: "Career Opportunities"
The "Job Wizard" dictates that Robbie's to be a tree pusher just like Earl -- who realizes his job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Episode 14: "Unmarried, with Children"
Monica gets Fran thinking about the state of her union with Earl, and she addresses the issue by considering not renewing their marriage license.
Episode 15: "How to Pick Up Girls"
Desperate for a date with a certain girl, Robbie turns to a streetwise contemporary named Spike, who offers primitive pointers on how to approach girls.
Episode 16: "Switched at Birth"
The yolk's on the Sinclairs, who have a grade-A mess on their hands when they learn that the baby might have been switched with another when the two were just eggs.
Episode 17: "Refrigerator Day"
The dinosaurs get a warm and fuzzy feeling as they celebrate the gift of cold storage, but what's a dinosaur (like Earl) to do when his fridge is repossessed?
Episode 18: "What 'Sexual' Harris Meant"
Earl helps Fran's friend Monica get a job as a tree pusher, but she's no pushover when she's subjected to harassment by a predatory male who's the king of the double-entendre.
Episode 19: "The Clip Show"
A modern archaeologist documents the dinosaurs' way of life as it might have existed millions of years ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.
Episode 20: "A New Leaf"
A wild plant has a weird effect on Robbie, Earl, Charlene and others -- it makes the dinosaurs dopey and happy, so very happy -- but to the exclusion of everything else.
Episode 21: "Fran Live"
Fran gets a job on TV giving advice to dinosaurs with problems, giving Earl a problem in need of a solution: how to cope with a wife who works.
Episode 22: "Power Erupts"
A power struggle erupts between the Wesayso Corp. and Robbie after he invents a cheap, pollution-free way to generate energy as a project for the school science fair.
Episode 23: "The Last Temptation of Ethyl"
Earl thinks Ethyl has died, and he takes the opportunity to bury her. But to his chagrin, she's sent back from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.
Episode 24: "Nuts to War - Part 1"
The dinosaurs who walk on all fours encroach on the swamplands and the pistachio-nut supply of the "normal" dinosaurs...and that means war.
Episode 25: "Nuts to War - Part 2"
Conclusion. Earl, Roy, and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie, because it looks like this war thing is getting a little bit out of hand.
Episode 26: "Slave to Fashion"
Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with a very expensive new coat, but the coat can speak for itself (really), and it leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.
Episode 27: "Leader of the Pack"
When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them, and they make him the leader of the pack after it's assumed he's eaten the old one.
Episode 28: "And the Winner Is"
Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's liable to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B. P. Richfield.
Episode 29: "Wesayso Knows Best"
Earl's a real company man -- in fact he might as well be married to it -- after Wesayso insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as Wesayso's spokesfamily.
Episode 30: "Network Genius"
Not only does Earl prove that any dinosaur can be a network programming honcho, he also proves he's a genius by scheduling shows like "The Test Pattern" and "The Happy Colors Show." Unfortunately, his shows make viewers stupid.
Episode 31: "Nature Calls"
Fran makes potty training the baby Earl's business, but the baby escapes to the wilderness to do his business any way he wants.
Episode 32: "Baby Talk"
Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.
Episode 33: "The Discovery"
Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.
Episode 34: "Dirty Dancing"
When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.
Episode 35: "Germ Warfare"
An infection makes the Baby very ill, but not as sick as the price of the Baby's medicine makes Earl.
Episode 36: "Getting to Know You"
Feeling misunderstood, Charlene joins another family as part of a student-exchange program, leaving the Sinclairs with an insufferable little squawker in her place.
Episode 37: "Hungry For Love"
Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.
Episode 38: "License to Parent"
Earl believes he's a fine father figure, but parental guidance -- in the form of a menancing member of the Parent Patrol -- suggests otherwise when Earl's license to parent is revoked.
Episode 39: "Little Boy Boo"
Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.
Episode 40: "Charlene's Flat World"
When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy.
Episode 41: "Wilderness Weekend"
The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their "reptiles within," while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.
Episode 42: "Out of the Frying Pan"
Knocking the daylights out of Earl with a frying pan makes the baby a star on commercials, puts Fran into show-biz orbit, and leaves Earl marooned as a big lump of nothing.
Episode 43: "The Son Also Rises"
Robbie challenges Earl's role as the Sinclairs' supreme male, but he's not up to the challenges that go with the responsibility. In fact, he finds the role to be a supreme pain.
Episode 44: "Steroids to Heaven"
Robbie feels he's stuck with a wimpy body that's atrophied his social life, and he decides to pump himself up with "thornoids."
Episode 45: "Green Card"
When the government blames its poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. Roy marries the outlawed Monica so that she can stay in the country.
Episode 46: "Honey ... I Miss the Kids"
Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.
Episode 47: "If You Were a Tree"
Ethyl tells the baby a tall tale about Earl's soul trading places with the soul of a tree he's about to push over.
Episode 48: "We Are Not Alone"
Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.
Episode 49: "The Clip Show II"
An infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes.
Episode 50: "Swamp Music"
Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music," but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.
Episode 51: "Charlene & Her Amazing Humans"
Charlene grabs the attention of her family and other audiences with her amazing performing humans.
Episode 52: "Into the Woods"
To learn the baby the values of other family members, Earl, Roy and Robbie take the baby to the woods where he has to do the Solo-Wilderness Ritual. When the guys get stuck it's up to the baby to rescue them.
Episode 53: "Scent of a Reptile"
Charlene gets a scent-gland and attracs the school-janitor with it. When she finds out that she has to marry him, she is determined to change her scent.
Episode 54: "Monster Under the Bed"
The animatronic antics of a family of domestic dinosaurs, whose baby is scared that there's a monster under his bed -- and there is.
Episode 55: "Working Girl" (not shown on US network)
When the Chief Elder decides that big corporations should have female emploiees, Charlene gets a job at WeSaySo as a supervisor of Earl.
Episode 56: "Earl, Don't Be a Hero"
Earl assumes the powers of a superhero and intends to put them to good use, but he's powerless before the Wesayso Corp., to which he's contractually bound to use his might.
Episode 57: "Terrible Twos"
Fran and Earl face an untimely extinction when the baby enters his "terrible twos" and becomes a little devil.
Episode 58: "The Greatest Story Ever Sold"
Fundamental questions about the meaning of existence plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism," which Robbie thinks is just plain nuts.
Episode 59: "Variations on a Theme Park"
When Roy kind of 'invents' the vacation, the Sinclair family decides to go to the WeSaySoLand. It turns out to be 'a bit' boring.
Episode 60: "Life in the Faust Lane"
After an advertisement for a "Must-Have-Mug" on TV, Earl trades his soul to Mephistosaurus. But Earl has to learn that life isn't worth living without a soul.
Episode 61: "Earl's Big Jackpot"
A workplace injury ends up costing Earl his job -- but it pays off big for him in court.
Episode 62: "Earl & Pearl"
The Sinclairs get a very strange guest: Earl's sister Pearl. Earl doesn't get along with his sister very well.
Episode 63: "Georgie Must Die!"
Baby is a big fan of the television star 'Georgie'. When Earl imitates him, to avoid a trip to the real Georgie, he is caught and sent to jail. Earl escapes and is determined to put an end to Georgie.
Episode 64: "Driving Miss Ethyl"
Earl muyst drive Ethyl to her high school reunion, and the kids drive Fran crazy when she tries to get them to pose for a family portrait.
Episode 65: "Changing Nature"
Efforts to solve an escalating environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.
Voices
Earl C. Sinclair................Stuart Pankin
Fran Sinclair...................Jessica Walter
Robbie Sinclair...............Jason Willinger
Charlene Sinclair............Sally Struthers
Baby Sinclair..................Kevin Clash
Roy Hess........................Sam McMurray
B. P. Richfield.................Sherman Hemsley
Grandma Ethyl................Florence Stanley
Larry...............................Thom Sharp
Monica............................Suzie Plakson
Spike...............................Christopher Meloni
Famous Guest Voices: (many came back several times)
Episode 13 The Job Wizard...........................Jason Alexander
Episode 16 Gus Molehill................................Jason Alexander
Episode 16 Solomon.......................................Michael Dorn
Episode 18 Sexual Harris...............................Jason Alexander
Episode 23 Louie.............................................Buddy Hackett
Episode 23 Lucius...........................................John Glover
Episode 25 General H. Norman Conquest.......Jason Alexander
Episode 26 Fox Jacket.....................................Tim Curry
Episode 26 Heather.........................................Julia Louis Dreyfus
Episode 28 Pterodactyl...................................Tim Curray
Episode 30 Richard Simmons Dinosaur.........Richard Simmons
Episode 31 Sitcom Wife..................................Jessica Lundy
Episode 34 Stu................................................Jason Alexander
Episode 34 Ted................................................Robert Picardo
Episode 39 Muse.............................................Robert Picardo
Episode 39 Prosecutor....................................John Glover
Episode 41 Clerk.............................................Robert Picardo
Episode 42 Henri............................................Tim Curry
Episode 44 Grown Baby.................................Jason Alexander
Episode 45 Caroline Foxworth.......................Jessica Lundy
Episode 49 UFO! Host/Announcer..................Jason Alexander
Episode 51 Sitcom Wife.................................Jessica Lundy
Episode 54 Chief Elder...................................Tim Curry
Episode 56 Winston.......................................Tim Curry
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