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*16*
RINGING THE CHANGES
~Okay, now we've gotta equalize the others.~
[Why did I know you were going to say that?]
~This is a printout of a scan I did. It lists all the decent magic
items within a mile of Ta'akan. Divert a few, and presto! Instant equality.~
[There are nothing but swords on this list.]
~No there aren't. Keep looking.~
[Oh, you're right. There's a mace, there's a dagger, and there's
a longbow. Are you planning to turn them into Jim Hunter clones so you
can send them off to sack temples and kill people?]
+Well, this crossbow of instant death - +
~Shut up, Varx. No, I'm not. Each campaign is different. Remember
I was telling you about Ealdo, my D'fernite? She hardly ever - ~
[I don't remember Ealdo and I don't want to hear about her and I
don't want you to touch them!]
+I don't think we have a choice, Shag, unless you want half of our
heroes feeling real inferior to the other half.+
[Oh, Gods.... All right, I give up. I've lost them. But no weapons,
and nothing that does unpleasant things to them, like take them over.]
~That's it, take the fun out of magic.~
+Hey, how about this?+
[Isn't that a little strange?]
~Also weak.~
+Maybe, but look where George is. He can get it right away.+
~Well, lemme roll.~
+Roll what?+
~Dice. These're percentile dice. The red's tens, the white's ones.
If I roll under fifty, we'll give it to him.~ CLATTER ~Twenty-three!
It's his.~
+That's how you decide things?+
~Sure. It saves time.~
+Whatever. Shag, should we give it to him?+
[Do whatever you want.]
***
George abruptly awoke to the fact that he was walking down the "streets"
of Ta'akan; his mind had shut down at the house, and he had no memory of
making the journey. But there he was, and really it wasn't such a bad place
to be right now. No weirdness, or at least weird stuff is natural here,
whereas.... He couldn't finish the thought, and massaged his temples
to try and rub the memories out. But no luck. Within a matter of minutes
he'd watched two people ascend to a higher plane of existence-two people
whom he knew like brothers and about whom he had deep, complicated, and
often contradictory feelings, especially regarding John. Knowing full well
what John was hiding under the cloak for the last few days hadn't made
an atom of difference during that Moment of Truth-no, it hadn't! Ringo's
metamorphosis was even more disturbing, because Ringo was... well, good
ol' Ringo. There wasn't supposed to be anything strange or brilliant or
transcendent about him.
(And beneath all these layers of discomfort and weirdness, a tiny voice
whispered sardonically in George's ear, At least it wasn't Paul.)
Trudging along, watching his feet so he wouldn't accidentally see a
bird flying in the sky, thinking of John and Ringo at every step, George
almost bumped into a woman looking sorrowfully at a crawlspace under a
house. She had long black hair, a horsy face, and a dress seemingly made
out of spun silver, which shimmered and reflected George in it. He saw
a tear trickle down her face and, glad for a distraction, asked, "Can
I help you?"
Her expression changed to astonishment, and she stared at George before
answering. "Do you follow Ardav the Silver God?"
"Um, no." Why was that name familiar? Oh, yeah, Grunnel had
mentioned it several times. George couldn't remember what was significant
about the god, though.
The woman grew cautious. "Why do I concern you, olyrr-sar?"
I'm not in the mood for this, George thought wearily. "Look,
if you don't need help, I'll go away."
She caught his arm. "I do!" she cried. "I dropped my
channel, it rolled under there, my dress can't be soiled, I know no useful
spell to retrieve it, I prayed to Ardav but godsar didn't listen. Can you
get it?"
It took George a moment to sort all this out. The gap was dark but not
terrifying, and he needed to feel competent, so he dropped to his stomach
and wriggled in. It stank of mold and rot, and the ground stuck to him
in huge lumps, but soon he emerged brown and triumphant with a slender
silver rod. She took it eagerly while he stood up grimacing, trying to
brush off the worst of the muck.
She touched his forehead and said "I am Arda'is Silverlife, ma'ar
sansar of Ardav, and for your altruism you will be rewarded."
***
~Jeez, why didn't you have her mention glass slippers and three tasks
to fulfill while you were at it?~
+I was in a hurry, okay? You want literature, go read a book.+
***
With her wand and glittering dress Arda'is looked like a fairy princess,
and George half expected her to sprout gauzy wings and hover above him,
dripping magic sparkles. "You don't have to," he said, stepping
back. Now he remembered about Ardav. Grunnel had explained at one
of their lunchtime chats that the god and his followers (of whom Grunnel
was one) rewarded unasked-for acts of kindness, which were pretty rare
in Baravada. "I really didn't do much - "
"You are not Ardavian, but you acted Ardavian, and Ardav encourages
all who do." Arda'is smiled beatifically and touched George on the
shoulder with her wand. He winced, there was a smell of soap, and suddenly
he was clean. Then she beckoned him to follow.
He tagged along, wondering if he was making a mistake by accepting her
reward. Probably gonna set me up with another As'taris, he thought
sourly. But before he could slip away, they had arrived at a tree-shaded,
house-sized building, and she stepped into the doorway, saying "Wait
here."
"Okay." He studied the building, which was a temple to Ardav
trimmed with shining silver. Busts of smiling, kindly heads graced the
front door. They seemed to say "You poor lad! Let us help you."
Had George not felt so alienated from the Ta'akanians, he would have run
into the temple. He sighed, leaned against a tree, and felt all alone in
the world until a tap on his shoulder made him look up. Arda'is held out
a carved wooden box, which he took and opened, forcing himself to show
interest. Inside lay a malachite ring, green and white swirled together,
pretty but hardly exquisite. There were a hundred more beautiful and valuable
rings in As'taris's cellar. "It's a Tribune ring," said Arda'is.
"If it fits, it's yours."
George slipped it on his left ring finger. "It fits. Thanks."
"I can't wear it," Arda'is explained. "It doesn't fit
me. And you deserve it."
"Thanks," George said again, wondering how he could get away
from her without seeming impolite. He'd been around enough Baravadans to
know that you just walked away from them when you were done talking, but
something about Arda'is kept him there, waiting for her dismissal.
She smiled and half-opened her mouth to speak, lifted her arms to gesture...
but nothing came out, and her arms dropped to her sides. George got the
impression she'd come to the end of her script and couldn't ad-lib. Her
smile was empty now, sweet and plastic and a bit bewildered.
After a few seconds of this pose, George grew fed up and bold. "I've
got to go, thanks for the ring, glad I could help," he said, moving
off. No cry of "Wait!" followed him, and his last glimpse of
Arda'is caught her stretching and yawning. He gave his new ring a bored
once-over, reflected that the cheap thing was probably an adequate reward
for the small service he'd done, and thereafter ignored it and concentrated
on returning to the house, sternly reminding himself that John and Ringo
were two of the only people he had in the world, and that it did him no
good to run away when he ultimately had to come to terms with them; there
was no way he was going to try to make it on his own.
He did a good enough job on himself to get home without dawdling much,
around mid-afternoon, but was horribly nervous walking up the forest path.
Could he stand the sight of John up there? But as he emerged from
the trees, he was relieved to see no one. George steeled himself and went
in the house.
Nobody was in the main room, either, but he could hear someone pottering
around in the kitchen. Upstairs it was too quiet.
All at once George sat down at the main table and rested his head on
his arms, spent and lonely. He'd envisioned a momentous encounter, where
everything could be felt and said in one giant surge of emotion. But to
search out each person... he didn't have the energy for that.
The kitchen door creaked. A thrill of anxiety ran through George, but
it was only As'taris carrying a pitcher and a glass. The blond elf acknowledged
George's presence with a cool glance, took three steps, and stopped. "Where
did you get that?"
"What, the ring?" George mumbled. As'taris was the last person
he wanted to talk to. "This woman gave it to me."
As'taris set his things on the table and picked up George's hand to
look more closely at the ring. "Why?"
George was too apathetic to reclaim his hand. "I helped her."
"A Tribune sansar rewarded you?"
"She said she was Ardavian. You know, like Grunnel."
The elf dropped George's hand. "Where did sar get a Tribune ring?"
"How should I know?" mumbled George, laying his head back
down. He closed his eyes, wanting to sleep and wake up in bed next to Olivia,
laugh with her and find someone to translate his dream into a movie.
A scrape as As'taris picked up his pitcher and glass. "Even if
sar was Ardavian," he said thoughtfully, "a Tribune ring was
very large to give a tirin. It could be broken. Have you used it yet?"
"Used it?" George repeated. "I've worn it all day. It
fits."
"I didn't say worn, deadbrain, I said used."
Something crawled into the back of George's mind. He sat up, horrified
and fascinated at the same time. "Is it magic?"
As'taris was amused. "Yes, tirin, it is a Tribune ring."
"What the hell is a Tribune ring?" George exploded.
His left hand throbbed.
"It was made by the sansars of the Tribune of Nature, and
duplicates their gods' magic by allowing the wearer to become anything
that the gods became at the Beginning of the World."
"Become?" squeaked George. "Become what?"
"Mirrem became animals, K'selaka plants, and Feran all else. Most
of the rings only duplicate Mirrem's power."
George stared at the innocent little ring. The elf said something. "What?"
George mumbled. His mouth was dry.
"Try it. If it's broken, it's worthless."
"Oh. Oh, yeah." George lurched to his feet. "How-how
do I do this, then?"
"You feel yourself becoming whatever you want to become."
The elf stepped back, waiting.
George held his left hand in his right, keeping the ring near his eyes.
Its swirling colors seemed to move, mingling and breaking apart like oil
on water. He was so scared he almost tore it off and tossed it away, but
powerful curiosity stayed his hand: What's it feel like?
He looked at As'taris leaning against the door, the elf's yellow cat's
eyes regarding him evenly. A cat, thought George. I'll try to
be a cat.
So he felt like-
*ping*
He tumbled forward, flailing his hands-but they were already on the
ground. No! he yelled. "Reee-owww!" it came out, impossibly
shrill and feline. The world had gone mad! Blurred forward, clearer to
the sides, huge, so huge! The table-miles above him! And gray, black, white,
a few faint colors, but smells! Hundreds of smells, strong and faded, choking
him, inescapable, and sounds! a quiet house turned into a cacophony, crashes
from the kitchen and upstairs, small creatures singing under the floorboards-no
hands! He clawed frantically at his left hand (left paw! left paw!), pull
the ring off, end this chaos-no fingers! No ring! He blundered forward,
his four feet wildly uncoordinated, and collapsed with them splayed in
four different directions, his terrible alien tail swishing madly back
and forth. Change me back! "Mr-aaaaah!" he screamed at
As'taris. He curled into a tight ball, seeking to escape himself. Make
it stop! I want to be me again! I want to be-
*ping*
"- meee!"
The sound of his own human voice made him pause, blink, and uncurl.
Hands-beautiful pink stars! And his senses were normal, his legs were two,
the table was above him only because he lay on the floor. He ran his hands
over his face, arms, body, legs. He was back.
As'taris said "It isn't broken," and went outside.
George pulled himself up, even more wobbly now, and fell onto the chair.
Madness, he'd touched madness, and infinitely more sat on his hand. He
yanked the ring off and threw it on the table. It just sat there, not crawling
back to his hand or changing into something by itself and attacking him.
It was nothing but potential. And madness.
I'll throw it away, George decided. I'll smash it, never have
to see it again! With the air of a Temperance Leaguer he scooped the
ring up and hurried outside, intending to hurl it against a boulder on
the beach. But he had not gotten more than a few steps from the house when
he slowed, then stopped, opening his hand to look at the ring. Years ago,
he'd been faced with the same problem when he was afraid to use LSD. "Look
fear in the face and it won't bother you," he murmured, for he'd ultimately
braved the stuff and changed his life for the better. LSD had made him
find God; what would the ring reveal?
Besides, as the shock of being a cat abated, George found himself thinking
I wish I'd paid more attention. He couldn't remember what it was
like, except for a blur of altered senses and fear. He had to admit, the
idea of being something else was starting to fascinate him as much as it
repelled him; and as the seconds slipped by, the fascination grew stronger
than the repulsion, until he had a strong desire to try the ring again.
Just once more, he promised himself. This time I'll be expecting
it, it won't be such a shock.
He took a deep breath and slipped it on, imagined a tingle when it settled.
Once more. But not a cat again, too recently traumatic. Closing
his eyes, he prepared himself for the change, then felt like a bird,
a sparrow.
*ping*
Again he fell, again he reached out to catch himself; this time he had
arms, but they came from the wrong place, they were too short and didn't
bend right, they fought the air rather than slipped through it. So strange!
He settled down, folding his arm-wings on his feathered little back, and
cautiously opened his eyes. Wow! His field of vision had expanded
tremendously, so that he could see almost behind his head, though except
for directly in front of him everything was flat and two-dimensional. And
how clear and detailed his sight was now! The grass just below his beak
was razor-sharp. Everything had gotten really, really big, and it took
him a few moments to identify the house as a house and not as a formidable
cliff.
He had the correct number of feet, thank God, though hard and naked
and scaly. His hearing seemed normal, although being so close to the ground
he caught odd noises from the bugs below, and he could hear better by cocking
his head at them. He was tiny and plump and compact, and it felt unpleasant
when the wind ruffled his feathers from behind.
Good Lord, I'm a bird. In growing excitement, he spread his wings;
for such a small fellow he had quite a wingspan. Let's see if John's
been having fun. He flapped; nothing happened. Where's the motor
on this thing? He beat harder, but raised nothing but dust.
Something crashed! Startled, he sprang into the air, and just like that
he was flying. The ground dropped away as he soared upwards, diving into
an ocean of sky. His wings pumped furiously, his tail adjusted to keep
him balanced, but George seemed detached from the action; he felt as if
his body would have done everything quite smoothly without him. Instinct,
he thought, realizing that he'd never had any before. Drives, urges, reflexes,
but no instincts.
But why was he being technical now? This is great! he sang, a
gray bullet shooting forward. Did all birds feel like this when they flew?
Or was it as ordinary and dull to them as walking? It couldn't be!
He angled over the house, and behind it was As'taris, lounging on the
grass and sipping from a cup. George spiraled down and flew right past
the elf's face as he was lifting the cup to his lips. Soaring away with
the image of As'taris jerking back in surprise, George laughed, making
a peculiar unbirdlike noise which changed to a squawk as the cup hurled
by just inches away. "Do that again and I won't miss, tirin!"
As'taris shouted after him.
Fuck you, you schmuck, George thought angrily, zooming away from
the backyard. That could have killed me! His mood spoiled, he realized
he was tiring, and decided to land, but well away from As'taris. He fluttered
down to the beach and perched on a piece of driftwood, where he regained
his composure. I wonder how he knew it was me. Maybe it's my eyes. There
are all these stories where the guy gets recognized because he always has
the same eyes. I'll have to get a mirror.
He watched the waves crash on the shore and marveled anew at his vision.
It fascinated him to see a fly land on the cliff way to the right, without
moving his head. One annoyance: he couldn't move his eyeballs. He had to
turn his head if he needed to focus elsewhere.
A flutter of movement: a gnat. George snapped at it, caught and ate
it with relief. He hadn't noticed how hungry he was, and-
Ooh, I'm gonna be sick. But only mentally; his stomach would
not churn. The bug had tasted too good. How could he, a bird, rebel against
his most basic food? And he was a bird, not a human looking through
a bird's eyes. His wings, his feathers, his beak.
This was impressed upon him with such clarity that he grew nervous, and
*ping*
became himself again, crouching on the small wooden board. He overbalanced
and fell backwards in the pebbles. "Shit!" he said, large, slow,
and clumsy, all naked limbs and stringy hair. The beach stank of rot and
salt. He sat up and knocked some stones out of his hair, then took off
the ring and stared at it, wondering if it really wouldn't be better to
heave it into the sea. The shock, the confusion....
The exhilaration of flight, the thrill of using magic.... "Well,
I'll try it just once more." He slipped it on again and stood
up, stumbling before getting his balance. He was so far from the ground
now!
A strong wave ploshed on the beach, splattering him with fine mist,
and he wondered if fish knew they were wet. It was one of those silly questions
that had occasionally entertained him between takes or in the shower; and
now the solution was at hand... literally. He moved to the boulders at
the far left of the beach and stripped, piling his clothes on a flat rock
and weighing them down with his shoes (Where'd they go when I was a
bird? he wondered). Then he stepped gingerly across the lumpy gravel
and soon stood thigh-deep in the water, wondering what sort of fish to
become. Somehow, being a tuna didn't hold much appeal. In fact, he was
becoming turned off by the whole notion, and looked longingly at his clothes.
But he wasn't eager to shred his feet on the rocks again, so he stopped
stalling and faced seaward.
God, I feel stupid. Like that picture of Venus on the shell, except
I'm going the wrong way. Is that a shark? No, just a wave that had
taken the shape of a fin for a second. But it gave him an idea. He waded
farther out, until he was chest-deep and couldn't go any farther without
stepping off a small underwater ledge. Then he shut his eyes, held his
breath, dove forward, and *ping* became a dolphin.
First he noticed the sounds. Beeps, booms, croaks, clicks, whalesong....
it was as noisy as a jungle below the waves. His arms were truncated, ineffectual
flippers, and his legs had merged into a horizontal tail, a flick of which
sent him shooting forward. He felt compact, though his size had almost
doubled from beak to tail; nothing hung loosely to impede his progress
in the water. Tension at the top of his head reminded him that dolphins
had blow-holes like whales; and as he concentrated on that phenomenon,
the plug that kept the air in and the water out began to twitch rapidly,
rubbing the inside of the hole, producing a clicking noise-
And suddenly he could see, though his eyes were still shut. No, it wasn't
sight; color was nonexistent. It was sonar, but of such advanced design
that he perceived with pinpoint accuracy everything around him, from the
seafloor to seaweed to tiny objects floating on the surface. As he focused
on the seafloor, the clicking grew more rapid and he found himself actually
looking through things. He knew where the seafloor was, but he also
perceived a second bottom to it, a denser layer of material. A passing
fish was both a fish and an x-ray of itself.
Well! George thought, too overwhelmed to be eloquent.
His air supply was growing stale; a human-sized breath didn't last long
in a dolphin's lungs. Not having moved much, he rose only a few inches
before breaking the surface and exhaling through his blow-hole, a most
peculiar sensation. His sonar didn't work well above water, so he opened
his eyes and found his vision excellent, though not as sharp as when he'd
been a bird. Then he sucked in a vast quantity of air and dove without
closing his eyes, which adjusted automatically and proved more than capable
of scanning the depths.
He began to swim, thrashing his powerful tail and shooting forward with
impressive speed. His click-maker worked at triple time, and this coupled
with his open eyes resulted in an unbelievably precise awareness of his
surroundings, so precise that he was distracted from the full enjoyment
of his speed. He solved the problem by closing his eyes, and then he was
a sleek torpedo cutting through water like air, his excitement and his
acceleration mounting, until he exploded out of the water for sheer
joy, soaring up twenty feet before curving and tumbling back down with
a tremendous splash.
This is great! This is great! he cried silently, diving down
to explore the seafloor again, twisting some kelp around his nose. I'd
like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's gard- He stopped in surprise.
The song wasn't confined to his head; he was really singing! Not with words,
though some of the noises he'd made were quite close to human speech; he
had sung with a huge variety of dolphin noises, clicks and whistles and
creaks, and produced something very like the song.
So he sang and cavorted through the waves, freed from the tug of worry
and time, until he found himself so hungry that he chased fish, once almost
catching and gulping one down before his human squeamishness at eating
live things could curtail his bestial instincts. He was frightened by his
lack of self-control, and realized that he had to be in command
of himself when he was an animal; he could foresee some dreadful results
otherwise. Lions and tigers and bears, forsooth! So, drooling at the distant
taste of fish, he forced himself to turn back and swim to shore, where
he could fill up on human food.
George swam back to the beach and as far into the shallows as he could
go, and he *ping* became himself, face down in the water. He scrambled
to his feet, sputtering, and promptly fell down again. Dismayed-had he
forgotten how to walk?-he rose on hands and knees. He kept wanting to wiggle
his legs and shoot up the beach. But the desire soon passed as George reasserted
his humanity, bending his arms and legs to remind himself how they worked.
When he stood up and stayed up, he splashed back to the beach and picked
his way back to his clothes.
He sat for a while to dry off, then dressed and went to the cliff-stairs.
As his foot hit the bottom step, he thought Why am I doing this the
hard way? and *ping* became a sparrow again. After acclimating, he
fluttered up, diving and looping, and *ping* changed back on the top. But
going back to the house, staying human for even a minute, seemed so dreary!
Surely he could find an inoffensive way to eat while something else.
The answer was so simple he laughed, and, moving away from the edge
of the cliff, he prepared himself and *ping* became a horse, a glorious
black stallion.
At once he found himself staring at lunch. First he tried to uproot
a handful, but he couldn't do that with hooves, so he dipped his long neck
down and applied strong teeth to the tender plants. They were edible, if
bland; he resolved to get some apples for dessert.
As he chewed, he explored his senses. Again his field of vision was
enormous, even larger than the sparrow's; he could see straight behind
himself. Most colors were gone, though a few remained, the green of grass
being the most obvious. Everything was clear and sharp until he tried to
refocus on things farther away; then there was a noticeable blurry pause
before clarity returned. Oddly, things in his peripheral vision that moved
made him nervous. Taste and smell were both excellent, and he could hear
what few noises the field had to offer.
When he was sated, he essayed a walk across the lawn. Coordinating four
legs was difficult; his tendency was to move both left legs and then both
right legs-when he remembered to move all of them-which resulted in a peculiar,
rocking gait that made him feel silly. But moving diagonal pairs took more
concentration, and he often got tangled up by forgetting one or more feet.
It helped to detach a bit and let his body do most of the work, but he
wanted to have full control over himself; he sensed that relying too heavily
on instinct for such basic stuff would be problematic. So he persevered
and eventually was rewarded with a slow-but-sure gait as he plodded round
the lawn.
It wasn't fast enough for him, though. He wanted to run, tail flying,
poetry in motion, etc. Well, I've got time to practice. His laugh
took the form of a whinny; he bared his teeth and tossed his head, letting
his mane whip around. I'll be doing this tomorrow, and for the rest
of the week, and forever!
He *ping* became a squirrel and headed for a tree; when he got there
he *ping* became a robin and flew up to perch on a branch before descending
and *ping* becoming a cat again, all springy muscles;
*ping* next a dog, noticing the different smells of two leaves;
*ping* a mouse, lost in a jungle of two-inch-high weeds;
*ping* a bear, huge and ferocious (but his eyesight was awful);
*ping* himself, dizzy from the barrage of shapes and senses. Think
I'd better just get comfortable with one for now. Choosing *ping* the
stallion, he walked back to the lawn, careful to use all four legs, and
cropped some grass to get back into the feel of the beast.
A movement behind him startled him into lifting his head and turning
to better see what it was, his ears swiveling (whoa! Unexpected!) to hear
the soft sounds being made.
"Hello, what's this? Where did you come from, then?" John,
wearing his cloak again, was approaching him cautiously. He looked strained
but no longer out of it; obviously, flying had cleared his head. "You're
a pretty lad. You just wander in, then, or did someone buy you? Are they
startin' a stud service?" From a pouch slung on his shoulder John
took an apple, which he threw to George. It landed with a soft thud in
the grass, and George involuntarily shied away from it just a little. "Here,
boy. Don't be afraid."
Quickly overcoming his startlement, but enjoying playing the shy beast,
George sniffed it, throwing suspicious glances at John. Then he crunched
it up. Yum!
"Good, eh?" John grinned, but his grin faded as he looked
back at the house. "Goddamit, he's not home. Why didn't he stay with
Paul? Where the fuck did he get to? I've been all over town. I hope he's
okay. You haven't seen George, have you?" he asked George,
then half-smiled. "Didn't think-"
George nodded vigorously, causing John to start and look at him more
closely. "Jesus! Are you trained?"
*ping* "No, actually," George began, standing up carefully
and wiping his hands on his trousers, "I'm - "
John made a strangled noise, took a step back, fell, leaped up, ran
for the cliff, shed his cloak on the way, and flung himself over.
George never saw him rise; he couldn't bear to look. He'd had enough
trouble accepting the change in himself; the change in John was still more
than he could take. He couldn't go back to the house, either, because Ringo
was there; more intolerable change.
So he ducked into the forest.
***
~These guys are getting almost as interesting as Jim Hunter. Did
you know Jim's had ten kids from nine different women? They -~
[Jeft, will you shut up about Jim Hunter? We don't care a lick of
flame about Jim Hunter!] ~Well, geez, excuse me. I thought you - ~
#Hey, you students!#
+Huh? Uh, yes sir? What can we do for you, sir?+
#You can get off the computer, that's what.#
[What?]
~Just a minute. My name is Jeft Indle, and I have second priority
on any computer. Here's my card.~
#Kid, I don't care if you have first pri. It's Winter Solstice Vacation
and the computer's shutting down in six decis.#
+Winter Solstice! Oh Gods, we forgot all about it!+
[But we can't get off now! Our program-]
#Shoulda started earlier, kids. Computer shuts down in six decis.#
[But we haven't done Paul yet! We can't leave him like that!]
~He'll keep.~
-CLICK-
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