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Fenton, Bill Gates present takeover plans to US Congress
Washington, D.C. -- Sun chairman Scott McNealy, right, consults with an advisor as Microsoft chairman Bill Gates (left) and Fenton the Death Sheep from Hell (center) present their plans for world conquest to a spellbound Congressional committee. McNealy initially objected to the alliance until being reassured that Fenton's plan to subjugate mankind would be Java-compliant. Key differences between Fenton's plan to subjugate all mankind and rule the Earth as a stepping stone to galactic domination and the Microsoft business plan were ironed out in eleventh-hour negotiations at Gates' palatial home near Redmond, Washington. "His home is so palatial," Fenton noted, "that I wanted to use it as my palace when I assumed control of the planet. However, Bill and I have agreed that the White House would 'make do' until I could have a replica of Bill's mansion built in Plano." Plano, a suburb of Dallas, Texas, will be home to Fenton's sheepocracy until the orbiting 'Lamb of Doom' space station can be completed. (See also Fenton's scouting trip to Mir for more details on the 'Lamb of Doom'.) You are visitor # Text and images Copyright 1998, 2000 by PunJustice Productions.
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