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Fenton on Sports

Hockey No Longer Violent Enough
I like violence. Ice hockey used to be my favorite sport but my flaming eyes have been opened to a new, more violent sport: Rugby. Mister Bunny and I were in Australia recently and and attended a match. Bones crunched, blood was spilled--and I was hooked.

But still, I liked the comforts of an arena so I devised a sport with the violence of rugby but played indoors on thinly covered concrete. Yes, I present to you, my loyal minions, World Arena Rugby. I command you to view my creation and marvel. Also, you can view the shiny trophy I presented to the winning coach. (You humans will do almost anything for a shiny trophy.)

Fenton Has Sympathy for the Devils
I am a big hockey fan. Humans put blades on their feet and beat each other with long sticks--what's not to like? I am also a big Dallas Stars fan and helped engineer their Stanley Cup victory last year. That was against Beffalo and this year was against New Jersey. The Devils. What is a Death Sheep supposed to do? Well, betray his favorite team and rig it so the Devils won, of course. Next year, the Cup returns to Dallas...unless I change my mind again.

My associate Mr. Bunny and I recently visited with several Dallas Stars and the greatest prize in hockey, the Stanley Cup. See the overlord of the Ovis and read my plans for this treasured bowl.

Super Bowl Goes According To Plan
The Rams won. What were you expecting?

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