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Fenton, Mr. Bunny visit the Stanley Cup


Dallas, Texas -- Peering skyward from his majestic perch high atop the sport of hockey's most coveted trophy, Fenton, the Death Sheep From Hell, basks in the adulation of Dallas Stars fans.

"When I complete my conquest of the Earth," Fenton told the assembled crowd, "I plan to subjugate mankind, move the Jets back to Winnipeg, build a vast 'Lamb of Doom' space station from which I will take over the galaxy, and eliminate the two-line pass rule."

Fenton and his associate, Mr. Bunny, contemplated stealing the Stanley Cup but altered their plans when team officials assured them that the hallowed trophy should be taking up residence in Dallas again this summer. NHL insiders reveal that the trophy may be stored temporarily in St. Louis for the summer instead but the cup should return to Dallas on a near-permanent basis.

Mr. Bunny was unavailable for comment as he is clearly afraid of heights.

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