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Fenton, Al Gore discuss transition of power

Fenton and Al Gore

Washington, D.C. -- Continuing his bid for peaceful global conquest, Fenton the Death Sheep From Hell is seen here consulting with American vice-president Al Gore.

Fenton told reporters that he hoped the transition from democracy to sheepocracy could be made as quickly as possible and with very little resistance. "Baa. Al and I agree that the the coming new millennium demands a new kind of leadership," Fenton said at an impromptu press conference, "and now he's on-board with Team Fenton. Al will help run all of North America, including Canada, in my coming reign as ruler of the Earth. Baa!" Minions close to Fenton added that the territories of the former Soviet Union will be reunited and renamed Sheepistan.

Sources close to Vice President Gore denied persistent rumors that Al Gore was a robot designed and built by the Disney corporation as an experiment in the late 1960s. "Disney?" replied a high level source, "No, not Disney."

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