Humour

TOP TEN CHEEZEY PICK-UP LINES
FOR PAGANS TO USE AT BELTANE  GATHERINGS

10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is  yourplanet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the  Fourth House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

7. Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?

6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage.

5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?

4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

2. You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in  my
mind "all" night long.

And the Number One Cheezey Pick-Up Line for Pagans to Use at Beltane  Gatherings is:

1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?