Think you've got what it takes to stalk Chrissy?
I'll only recognize you as my stalker if you do a decent job of it. No half-witted stalkers for THIS web-mistress!
First of all, you better read all of my pages.... each and every one, relevent to your interests or not. (How do you expect to be a decent stalker if you don't go to great lengths to impersonate me?)
I expect you to seek out, and sign each of my guestbooks, leave messages on my message boards, and haunt my chat room. Be advised that I'm not impressed with stalkers that like to swear, and talk about obscene XXX things. those stalker-wannabes will not be acknowledged as mine. If you want to be my stalker, you're going to have to get creative.
When a decent stalker presents him/herself, I will consider giving him/her a stalker-award. Don't get too excited, I don't plan to spend much time on making the stalker award, should you win it. Just enough time to let you know that you're doing a somewhat decent job of stalking.
Think you're up to it? You better test drive this guestbook before I unleash you on my site:
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