The Hidden Page

Hmmm... Let's see. How about a song? Hmmm... No. A dance?.... Nah. What about doing a head stand while balancing china on my feet!?.... Better not. I know! How about my favorite poem!

"Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skill and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communication
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilections
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.

Oh Spot, the complex level of behavior you display
Connotes a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend."

You can probably guess where I got that from... What?! You don't know? Okay, from "Star Trek: The Next Generation"!

Okay, I have one more thing for you! Try to guess what this is!

The hidden page was created on 5, August 1998.

The hidden page was last updated (because my brother informed me it looked evil) on 6, March 1999.

This is how many times my hidden page has been discovered.

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You should be listening to "Stairway to Heaven" by "Led Zeppelin"