Liar, Liar!
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. -- Slovenian proverb
Anything more than the truth would be too much. --Robert Frost
It is only by not trusting that you turn someone into a liar. --Tao Le Ching
Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance. --William Shakespeare
United we stand in our delusions of grandeur...United we fall in our realization of the truth. --Stephen Lee Dekat
I'd Lie for you and that's the truth! --Meatloaf
I don't even tell the truth in my diary!
The only thing that keeps him from being a barefaced liar, is his moustache.
You can't belive him even when he swears he is lying.
He needs a partition between his imagination and his facts.
I am a college major in alibiology.
I don't lie; I create truth! --Stephen Lee Dekat
It's only a lie if everyone else thinks you're wrong. --Stephen Lee Dekat
Don't be mad at me cause I'm the only one who knows the truth. --Stephen Lee Dekat
An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehesable truth.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
There are three kinds of lies-- lies, damned lies, and statistics.
--Samuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explination. --C.E. Ayres
To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another. --John Burroughs
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as much as you like.
--Samuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange.--Daniel Webster
No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney--Alfred Smith
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.--Josh Billings
The principal differance between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
--Samuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)
History is a lie agreed upon.--Voltaire
History is bunk.--Henry Ford
I'd only lie if I were attracted to you. -- Drew Carey
The best part about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
--Samuel Clemmens (Mark Twain)
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