2001: Space Oddysey



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fault.wav18 KbHAL: "I've just picked up a fault..."
feelit.wav219 KbHAL: "Dave, my mind is going, I can feel it...I can feel it."
goodbye.wav10 KbHAL: "Goodbye..."
halodd.wav30 KbHAL: "There are some extremely odd things about this [mission]"
halques.wav32 KbHAL: "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
hallsilly.wav22 KbHAL: "I know it's a bit silly..."
halthink.wav22 KbHAL: "Just what do you think you're doing?"
halupset.wav32 KbHAL: "I can see you're really upset about this."
hihal.wav41 KbHAL: "Good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly. And you?"
notenuff.wav18 KbHAL: "I don't have enough information."
puzzlin.wav70 KbHAL: "It's puzzling... I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before."
sorry.wav14 KbHAL: "Sorry about this."
stars.wav30 KbDave: "My God, it's full of stars!"
sure.wav17 KbHAL: "Are you quite sure?"
tohuman2.wav61 KbHAL: "It can only be attributable to human error."
well.wav25 KbHAL: "Everything is going extremely well."
Beavis and Butthead



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aaaah.wav9 KbBeavis screaming
bareass.wav42 KbBeavis: "Butthead! Butthead! Come here quick! Bare ass on TV!"
batheher.wav36 KbButthead: "Bathe her and bring her to me. huh huh.
bb-boner.wav49 KbButthead: "Woah! I'm gettin' a boner!" Beavis: "I'm getting a stiffy!"
bblaugh.wav33 KbLaughing from beginning of show intro
beautifu.wav28 KbButthead: "You are a beautiful woman."
beavsyes.wav53 KbButthead: "Yes! That was cool!" Beavis: "Yeah!" *laughter*
bitch.wav16 KbBeavis: "Seven year BITCH!"
bnbbreak.wav71 Kb Beavis and Butthead over Judas Priest: "Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!"
bnbchoke.wav23 KbBeavis: "Choke your own chicken, dude. What's wrong with you?"
bnbfire.wav85 Kb(Explosion) Butthead: "Yes! Yes!" Beavis: "Yes! Yes! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
bnbsucks.wav134 KbBeavis: "You ever wonder why so much stuff sucks?" (laughter from both) Beavis: "Sometimes I look at one of these little straws, and I go, 'This sucks!'"
boioing.wav154 KbBeavis: "Boioioioioing!!!"
dumbass.wav5 KbButthead: "Dumbass!"
heybaby.wav59 KbButthead: "Hey Baby, wanna wrestle?"
threatme.wav11 KbBeavis (Cornholio): "Are you threatening me?"



Cheech and Chong
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lowrider.wav302 Kba few seconds of "LOWRIDER" by WAR
acid.wav60 KbChong: You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
badasswd.wav51 KbCheech: No stems, no seeds that you don't need. Aculpoco Gold is... inhale
Chong: Some badass weeeeed...
booboo.wav49 KbChong: Kinda grabs you by the "booboo", don't it?
ccknife.wav160 KbSister Mary Elephant: Young Man..., now give me that knife! thwacck! SME: Thank You.
danana.wav120 KbCheech (singing) My momma talkin to me, tryin' to tell me how to live. Danana, danana, dun dun danana.
fireitup.wav34 KbCheech: Fire it up, homes!
greatman.wav42 KbChong: Hey, this is great, man!
hamburg.wav69 KbPeeWee Herman: You're the guy from the Hamburger...Train, right?
hey.wav13 KbChong: Hey!
hey2.wav14 KbChong: (laid-back) Hey!
imblind.wav26 KbChong: I'm BLIND!!!
pervert.wav27 KbChong: Well what're you gonna do, you pervert???
startit.wav30 KbCheech: Okay, man. Start it up!
turnitof.wav42 KbCheech: Well turn it off, man!
weplay.wav94 KbCheech: We play everything from like Santana to El Chicano, man, you know, like everything.
wowman.wav16 KbChong: Wowwwwww!! Maannn!!!
yourmoma.wav92 KbCheech: I just thought of something really funny, man. heh. hey, "your moma!"
ccscrot.wav957 KbCheech: My Scrotum sung to the tune of My Sharona
gonorhea.wav868 KbCheech: Cheech Marin's version of "The Macarena"
shtupcls.wav228 KbSister Mary Elephant: Good Morning Class...Class...SHUT UP!!!...Thank You.
Bonus Miscellaneous Sounds
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link.wav100 Kbthe teleport sound from the computer game "Myst"
free.wav91 KbCirrus from Myst cackling, "Oh yes! I'm free! (giggles)
hindnbrg.wav754 KbThe entire radio broadcast of the Hindenburg Airship disaster




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