ALL THE REST –    February 2
  

The Blizzard is here. Quotations, facts and words will all pertain to snow over the next week or so!

Today's Quotations — SNOW
 

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I'll always arrive like this,
having no death to mourn,
but rather the life we share
nowhere beyond your room,
our love repeating itself
like snow I watch tonight,
which spins against my window
then vanishes into the dark.

— Andrew Motion "Anniversaries: The Fourth"


This is the Hour of Lead–
Remembered, if outlived,
As Freezing persons, recollect the Snow–
First – Chill – then Stupor – then letting go.

— Emily Dickinson

 
 

The wind plays up; snow flutters down.
Twelve men are marching through the town.

Their rifle-butts on black slings sway.
Lights left, right, left, wink all the way.

— Alexander Blok

Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow .

— The Book of Psalms, 51:7

 
 

Grief melts away
Like snow in May,
As if there were no such cold thing.

— George Herbert 

 

word puzzleToday's Word – FIRN

 



FIRN - 
noun Granular, partially consolidated snow that has passed through one summer melt season but is not yet glacial ice. Also called old snow. [German, from German dialectal, of last year, from Old High German firni, old.]

Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary

 

Today's Fact

   
Snowflakes
 
 
   
 
How full of the creative genius is the air in which these are
generated! I should hardly admire them more if real stars fell and lodged on my coat.  

Henry David Thoreau 

 

The Blizzard  (two weeks of Daily Miscellany SNOW facts)
- Day 6 -

Snowflakes 6 - Water Content of Snow

SnowThere is a general rule of thumb that ten inches of snow will melt down to about one inch of water. This is not an absolute rule, there is much variability from snow storm to snow storm. To anyone who has shoveled snow off a sidewalk or driveway this is probably obvious. Snow that falls during low air temperatures is "fluffier" than snow that falls in temperatures nearer to freezing. Twenty-five inches of the fluffy, less dense, champagne powder, that may fall in the Colorado mountains might melt down to only one inch of liquid. By contrast, three inches of heavy snow that may fall on the eastern seaboard may melt down to one inch. It is this soggy snow that seems to fall most often on my driveway here in Ohio.

The water content of snow is actually quite important, aside from the fact of snow removal in the cold winter months. We generally remember snow either the pleasures it offers or the disruptions it causes. We generally forget about snow as the crucial variable upon which urban life and agricultural life in much of the world, and especially the American West happen to depend. Worldwide, at least a third of all the water used for irrigation comes from snow. In the western United States the figure is about 75 percent. In general snow can be far more reliably counted upon to fall in substantial amounts in the mountains during wintertime than rain can be counted upon to fall in the spring and summertime. The water from snowmelt is also quite timely. It begins to flow when it is most needed -- when the the demands of agriculture begin to make themselves felt.

The great rivers of the West: Colorado, Rio Grande, Columbia, and the Missouri are primarily powered by snow. The snowmelt that finds its way into the Columbia River alone in an average year comes to 26 trillion gallons, which is 81 million acre-feet. This amount of water is enough to cover all of Kansas in knee-deep water, or to raise the depth of Lake Michigan by nearly six feet.

... This weekend a brief look at snow removal   

Some great Snow Crystal Micrographs, like the picture above, are found at this outstanding site!

Sources Include: The Handy Weather Answer Book - Walter A. Lyons -Visible Ink Press

 

 

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Today's SMILE

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

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While stationed in Washington, D.C., This man used Arlington National Cemetery as a shortcut on his way to give a briefing at Fort Myer. To his surprise he encountered a roadblock manned by the military police. An MP approached him and said in a stern voice, "Are you supposed to be here?"

Unsure of what to say, he replied," Not yet."

The MP held back a smile and waved him on.

From: David A. Rinke II


Things Noted On REAL Resumes

REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

Responsibility makes me nervous.

They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45  every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.

Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as  well as cockroaches.

I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three  previous employers.

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere   of responsibility.

I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.

My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training  in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:

Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.

SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:

Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.

Work Experience:

Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.

Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.

I'm a rabid typist.

Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.

From: David A. Rinke II



A heavyset lady rushed into the office and asked, "Doc, what's wrong with me?"

The man placed a hand on his chin and looked at her. "Well, for one thing, you're overweight. You also stink. And your breath smells bad. One last thing."

"What?"

"You can't read. This is a pet shop."


A man was trying to make an appointment with a particularly busy doctor.

"I'm really sorry. The first available date would be next month," the receptionist said.
"I could be dead by then!"

"That's no problem, sir. If your wife lets us know at least 24 hours before your appointment, we won't bill you for a no-show."

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TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University

 

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Air bag n.: A braggart who inflates on contact.

 

 


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