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Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
ca·pri·cious adjective. Characterized by or subject to
whim; impulsive and unpredictable. Synonym arbitrary.
Madame- a coquette, I fear, and yet a coquette who is herself in love- has her
moments of kindness; a coquette who is as capricious
and uncertain as life or death, but who causes De Guiche to say that he is the happiest of
men.
THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK
Alexandre Dumas
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
May is frog Month on the Daily Miscellany - I hope you enjoy these facts about amphibians. God is a marvelous architect and his sense of humor and creativity is expressed in these interesting creations.
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Frogs Frog Skin (part 1) Sources for the Amphibian - Frog series include: Encyclopedia of Reptiles and Amphibians - Editors: Dr.
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING
OLD WHEN... Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. It's True A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it. One of the nurses, in an effort to console her, said, "Don't feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital." With that the new mother burst out crying.'I know," she said, 'that was me, too.' (Shared by Chalapathi Rao Poduri via HUMOR Digest) Sharing a Car A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street
from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy
a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked in on the street between their
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The Smuggler While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped
by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the
bags?", asked the guard. Source: Roshan's Humour Lis
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It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. |
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