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Today's Quotations –  Music:

 



It is from the blues that all that may be called American music derives its most distinctive characteristic.

— James Weldon Johnson

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Music is good to the melancholy, bad to those who mourn, and neither good nor bad to the deaf.

— Benedict Spinoza

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True music...must repeat the thought and inspirations of the people and the time. My people are Americans. My time is today.

—  George Gershwin

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But I struck one chord of music like the sound of a great Amen.

  —  Adelaide Anne Procter

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Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory; odors when sweet violets sicken, live within the sense they quicken.

—  Percy Shelley

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Elected Silence, sing to me and beat upon my whorled ear, pipe me to pastures still and be the music that I care to hear.

— Gerard Manley Hopkins

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If music be the food of love, play on;

—  William Shakespeare

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I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that.

– Steven Wright


 

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  Today's Word – PLEBEIAN
   

 


ple·be·ian
adjective 1. Of or relating to the common people of ancient Rome: a plebeian magistrate. 2. Of, belonging to, or characteristic of commoners. 3. Unrefined or coarse in nature or manner; common or vulgar: plebeian tastes. --ple·be·ian n. 1. One of the common people of ancient Rome. 2. A member of the lower classes. 3. A vulgar or coarse person.


"That boy has such plebeian tastes, Miss Shirley. When he was born I wanted to call him St. Clair . . .it sounds SO aristocratic, doesn't it? But his father insisted he should be called Jacob after his uncle. I yielded, because Uncle Jacob was a rich old bachelor.

Anne of Avonlea
Lucy Maud Montgomery



Deep ruffs, painfully wrought bands, and gorgeously embroidered gloves, were all deemed necessary to the official state of men assuming the reins of power, and were readily allowed to individuals dignified by rank or wealth, even while sumptuary laws forbade these and similar extravagances to the plebeian order.

The Scarlet Letter
Nathaniel Hawthorne


Definition from American Heritage Dictionary


Today's Fact

 

 

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MUSIC
The Piano (part 1)


Prior to the piano there was the clavichord and then the harpsichord. The harpsichord was not able to play both loudly and softly. Around 1700, Bartolomeo Cristofori developed the pianoforte. The name pianoforte means soft-loud. Cristofori was an employee of the Medici court in Florence where he was responsible for the maintenance of their collection of instruments. He sought to create an instrument that, unlike the harpsichord, could play loudly and softly depending on the touch of the performer. Cristofori's early piano was surprisingly sophisticated, including an "escapement" that prevented the hammers from bouncing back and hitting the string more than once.

Bartolomeo Cristofori's piano never really caught on. It was a great idea though, and in the mid 1700's the idea was used by a German instrument maker named Gottfried Silbermann. In 1747, J. S. Bach actually tried Silbermann's pianos. He reportedly was impressed, but he continued to compose for the harpsichord.

Following Gottfried Silbermann, many different makers began creating their own versions of the instrument. Each maker designed their own version of the piano's action, and there were significant differences among the instruments. The primary builders were the Stein family in Vienna, and the Broadwoods in London. In the early 19th century, the French builder, Sebastien Erard modified the action to allow for quick repetition of the same note. It was around this time that the piano makers began using metal bracing for the strings. The instrument quickly increased in size, weight and sonority due to new technical expertise, and the "modern" piano was almost fully developed by the mid-19th century.

The piano is a extremely versatile instrument. Unlike most other instruments which can only play one note at a time, the piano is capable of playing many notes simultaneously. Most other instruments require some kind of accompaniment, or generally play as part of an ensemble, but the piano's ample tone and ability to play melody and harmony simultaneously have made it the most popular solo instrument.

Sources: Encyclopedia Britanica    
 


 
Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands. Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.


Psalm 100:1-21 

 

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Today's SMILE

 

A cheerful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)

 
   

 

 

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable."

Joseph Addison

 

A FEW SMILES   

 

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TOP ELEVEN REASONS TO ADOPT A DOG INSTEAD OF A CAT:

11. Dogs come when you call them.
Cats take a message and get back to you.

10. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your
life.

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
Cats will take a three-hour nap.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats have to have their
own private box or they will not go at all.


4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
Cats will smirk and walk away.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.


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One of my Favorites

The church steeple on the Old Church is very high and was being painted on a rather hot day. The painter was about half way down and, as the steeple was widening out, was taking more paint. The painter felt that he might not have enough paint to finish. Since he was hot and tired, and did not care to make another trip to the ground, he decided to stretch the amount of paint by adding some paint thinner to it. When finished, he lowered himself to the ground and went about cleaning up. Then he looked up to see the results of his work and noted that the area with the thinned paint looked decidedly different. He was pondering about what to do about it when the sky turned dark and there was a lightning flash and loud thunderclap.

Then in a loud, booming voice from the sky came the words, " REPAINT AND THIN NO MORE !"


A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats,.......the police didn't have anything to go on.


 

* WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... *

The Yoko Club?

The German philosophy club?

The Ford-Nixon club?

The Arafat club?

The Alzheimer's club?

The Ebert movie club?

The Groucho Marx club?

The Peter Pan club?

The Japanese theater club?

The quarterback club?

The compulsive rhymers club?

The Spanish optometrists club?

The anti-perspirant club?

The pregancy club?

The Procrastinator's Club

The Self Esteem Builders

The Agoraphobics Society

The Co-Dependence Club

The Prayer Group

Oh no

I. Kant.

Pardon me?

Yessir.

Forget it.

Roger.

You bet your life.

Never. Never.

Noh.

I'll pass.

Okey-dokey.

Si

Sure.

Conceivably.

Maybe next week

They wouldn't accept me anyway

Only if they meet at my house

Can I bring a friend?

God willing!

 




TRUE FACT ...

Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day.

SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University


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