Two kinds of gratitude: the sudden kind we feel for what we take, the larger kind we feel for what we give.
Edwin Arlington Robinson (1869-1935)
When it comes to life, the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.
G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
When the heart is full, the eyes overflow.
Sholem Aleichem (1859-1916)
When the heart is full, the lips are silent.
You will receive a double portion of joy when you recognize My love coming to you through the kindness of others and when you learn to express your gratitude both to them and to Me.
Frances J. Roberts
Those who wish to sing always find a song.
Swedish Proverb
Thou hast given so much to me
Give one thing more-a grateful heart:
Not thankful when it pleaseth me,
As if thy blessings had spare days,
But such a heart whose pulse may be
Thy praise.
George Herbert (1593-1633)
Too great haste to repay an obligation is a kind of ingratitude.
François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)
ob·strep·er·ous adjective 1. Noisily and stubbornly defiant. 2. Aggressively boisterous.
"O! go 'long, will ye?" said the mother, giving now and then a kick, in a
kind of general way, under the table, when the movement became too obstreperous. "Can't
ye be decent when white folks comes to see ye? Stop dat ar, now, will ye? Better mind
yerselves, or I'll take ye down a buttonhole lower, when Mas'r George is gone!"
UNCLE TOM'S CABIN
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Definition from American Heritage Dictionary
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"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." Joseph Addison |
A FEW SMILES Sunday School Lesson Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!". ALL SMILES TODAY From : A Time to Smile zphhumor@info.harpercollins.com
Praying to Loose
Weight A Christian man who was overweight decided to go on a diet. One of
his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way
to work. So he decided to make things easier for himself -- he would change his route to
work to avoid the temptation of stopping. As the weeks went by he started losing a lot of
weight and was receiving compliments from his friends and co-workers. ALL SMILES TODAY From : A Time to Smile zphhumor@info.harpercollins.com I Like It
An employee newsletter ran this announcement: "CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation) classes will be conducted next week for personnel wishing certification. Attendance is required for those who have expired or are about to expire."
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five-dollar cars that get 1000 miles to the gallon." TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. |
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