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Never make a plan without knowing as much as you can about the enemy.
Never fear to change a plan due to new information.
Never belive you have all the information.
Never wait to know everything.

"You are only as young as the last time you changed your mind."
-Timothy Leary

"In youth we learn, in age, we understand."
-Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

"The error of youth is to belive that intelligence is a substitute for experience;
while the error of age is to belive that experience is a substitute for intelligence."
-Slyman Bryson

"Women spend hours to find that one accessory that matches everything else.
Men don't even have matching chromosomes."

"Forever is composed of nows."
-Emily Dickinson

"Spinach: Divide into little piles. Rearrange into new piles.
After five or six maneuvers, sit back, and claim you are full."
-Delia Ephron

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100,
get one million miles to the gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

-Robert X Cringely

"If you wish to advance into the infinite,
explore the finite in all directions."
-Johann Wolfgang Goethe

"A dragon is a creature that possesses both a Tail of great length,
and a Tale to be told at great length."

"Why does someone say they `lost` their virginity
when re-telling the tale of how they finally got rid of it?"
-BloodEye

"Next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voteing,
keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election."
-George Carlin

"If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's so hard to do,
why does everyone go up the easy side?"
-George Carlin

"Isn't it time we stopped wasteing valuable land on cemeteries? Talk about an idea whose time has past: "Let's put all the dead people in boxes and keep them in one part of town." What kind of medieval bullshit is that? I say, plow these motherfuckers up and throw them away. Or melt them down. We need that phosphorous for farming. If we're going to recycle, let's get serious."
-George Carlin

Never forget, Hitler was a Catholic.

"A crumb is a great thing:
If you break a crumb in half you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs.
Doesn't that violate some law of physics?"
-George Carlin

Sure, drinking kills brain cells. But only the weak ones.

A baby is the most complex object made by unskilled labor.

"Everyday, people are straying away from
church, and going back to God."
-Lenny Bruce

"I like the silence of a church, before the service begins
better than any preaching."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Go ahead and shoot. I'll be back! I'll always be back!
*sigh* But dying is a bitch."
-Chucky

"You're just a drunk piano player!
You're so drunk you're probally seeing double!"
"I have two guns. One for each of you."
-Tombstone

"Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your weiner,
you're acting directly on it behalf."
-Goodwill Hunting

"Well, you're 21 now, can legaly drink.
Figured the best gift for you was a car."
-Goodwill Hunting.

"We work so hard to delay death, the we neglect to prolong life.
I, for one, plan to die young, rather than live old.
Of course, I first plan to live young..."
-Ray D.

"Let's check the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
-Patch Adams

"Patch, have you studied proctology yet?"
"Yes sir."
"Good, take care of this asshole."
-Patch Adams

"What the hell's in those things?!"
"Few household chemicals in the proper proportions."
-Tremors

"Even if we do find them, they'll only catch us, lock us in cages,
torture us, and finally devour us."
"Are you suggesting we go home?"
"Nah, this is more fun!"
-Willow

"What are you looking at?"
"Your leg. I'd like to break it."
-Willow

"But that's not fair!"
"You say that so often.
I wonder what your base for compairison is."
-Labyrinth

"You remind me of the Babe."
"What babe?"
"The Babe with the Power."
"What Power?"
"Power of Voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the Babe."
-Labyrinth

"How do you know?"
"I just know. If you were me, you'd know to."
-Simon Birch

"It's not show-friends, it's show-business."
-Jerry Maguire

"I'm not a violent man, but I really think
I'm going to have to kill someone here."
-Ralph Bently, MasterMinds

"Damn the man."
-Lucas, Empire Records

"Always play with their minds."
-Lucas

"Why don't you shove 'em up your ass?"
"Because that would hurt a lot."
-Warren & Lucas

"You can't kill me Warren, I'm already dead.
And I talked to God, and she said 'Yo, what's up?'
And she wants you to lose the gun."
-Deb, Empire Records

"Once Death passes you over, Life becomes just a series of breaths,
of heartbeats, suddenlt finite."
-Paranoia

"What gives you the right to judge me,
and to play God with the lives of others?
Is it because your so much holier than everyone else?"
"Well, yes, there is that.
But also because I'm more intelligent than everyone else."
-Man In the Iron Mask

"One nice thing about voices in your head
is some of them sing real pretty."
-DurSul

"Hell of a thing, killing a man.
Ya take all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
-Unforgiven

"I pride myself on being the 2nd best bowman in the world."
"And to whom do you give the title of 1st?"
"I don't know such a man, but I imagine he may exist."
-Heroic Legend of Arislan

"Are they okay?"
"No, they're not okay; they're guests on my show."
-Jerry Springer, RingMaster

"Give it a few months, you'll get used to it.
Or you'll have a psycotic episode."
-Zed, Men in Black

"Well, you know what they say:
'It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.'"
"Try it."
-J and K

"No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home."
-K

"We though we'd come in the traditional way, through the door."
"It's traditional to open it first."
-Queen Mab & Merlin, Merlin

"I never said do what I do,
I said do what I say!"
-From Dush 'till Dawn

"Juliette (Lewis) is nice. She's always knocking on my door,
ya know, 'George,' ya know, 'ya wanna reherse the love scene?'
Which is real hard, ya know, 'cause there is no love scene."
-George Clooney, Dusk 'till Dawn

"Would you like me to take anything for you?
A message, something?"
"No. If I were to give you something, I'd have to worry about you.
If I send you away empty handed, I can put you out of my mind."
-Being Human

"Hasn't anyone told you that smokeing kills?"
"Yeah, but they're all dead."
H:20

"What's your first impression?"
"Ill let you know when you impress me."
-Hav Plenty

There is no gene for the human spirit.
-GATTACA

"What are your qulifacations?"
"Ah, well. I attended Truiard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard busniess school.
I travel quite extensively. And I lived through the Black Plauge,
and had a pretty good time during that.
I've seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty seven times,
and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it!"
-Beetlejuice

"Jerry, I'm a woman. We don't say what we want.
But we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it."
-Slideing Doors

"Did you ever notic how in the bible
whenever God needed to punish someone,
or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel?
Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like?
Your whole existance spent praiseing your God,
but with one wing dipped in blood.
Would you ever, really, want to see an angel?"
-The Prophecy

"Why?"
"I'm an angel. I kill first borns while their mommas watch,
I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it,
rip the souls from little girls. And from now to kingdom come,
the only thing you can count on, in your existance,
is never understanding why."
-The Prophecy

"It's not the size of a guys IQ that matters,
it's how he uses it."
-Damon, Little Man Tate

I was caught in a terrible nightmare,
where the pain of the world numbed my sense of reality.
Then, to my horror, I understood that I was awake.

"Pain is my Power."
-Ash The Crow: City of Angles

"Do you belive in fate?"
"Seems ta me, it's a question of fate beliveing in you."
-Sarah & Noah

"The weak ones are there to justify the strong."
-Marlyn Manson

"When all of your wishes have been granted,
many of your dreams will be destroyed."
-Marlyn Manson

"I'm looking for the can in the candy store."
-Sisters of Mercy, Vision Thing

"Some people say that I'm a heartless monster, that's not true.
I have the heart of a ten year old...
in a jar on my desk."
-Stephen King

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home
and have a heart attack."
-Vince, Pulp Fiction

"Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
-Wolf

"If my answers frighten you Vincent,
you should quit asking scary questions."
-Jules

"Knowlage is Power."
-Sir Frances Bacon

"How can you live with yourself?"
"I don't have to live with myself.
I'm not alive."
-Club Vampire

Life is Pain. You just get used to it.

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
-Apocalypse Now

'If' is the middle name of Life.

The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.

"Of course, just because you hear a blood-curdling scream
of the sort to make your marrow freeze in your bones
doesn't automatically mean there's anything wrong."
-Terry Pratchett

"Kill him a lot!"
-Lefty

"I know that guy. THAT is a bad guy.
Can we go please?"
-Pike

"It says 'No smokeing.'"
"No, it says 'Thank you for not smokeing.'
Since I am smokeing, I don't expect to be thanked."
-Love & Death on Long Island.

"You know, the problem with America
is mankinds object unwillingness
to contribute to the dilinquency of minors."
-Gavin Straight, Disturbing Behavior

"If you're afraid of dying, and holding on,
then you see demons, tearing your life away.
But if you've made your peace,
then the demons are angles, freeing you."
-Jacob's Ladder

"Let the flesh instruct the mind."
-Claudia, Interview with the Vampire

"Good nite sweet prince.
May flights of devils wing you to your rest.
-Claudia to Lestat

"It can't rain all the time."
-Eric Draven, The Crow

It's not death if you refuse it...
it is if you accept it.

"Nothing's trival."
-Eric Draven, The Crow

"This isn't hell, but you can see it from here."

"There is more than one way to purfy the soul...
There is absolution and redemtion,
salvation and a means to an end..."

"Death, like virtue, has its degrees..."

Always love the one you hurt.

Thearpy helps- but screaming obsenities is cheaper.

"I'm probally sterile. It runs in my family."

"Ever pick you teeth up with broken fingers?"
-The Crying Game

"I would not mind you in my head,
if you were not so clearly mad."
-Lews Therin, from inside Rand's head

"Madness waits for some,
it creeps up on others."
-Lews Therin

"The world is a laughing matter."
-Rand Al'Thor

"Why can't you stop hateing?!"
"Mind telling me how?"
"I...I...How the fuck would I know?!"
-Satan & The Saint of Killers
Preacher

"What do you plan to do when you get the Almighty by the balls?"
"Squeeze."
-Preacher

"I know that mess spelled backwards is ssem,
and I felt much better armed with that information."
-Tori Amos

To live forever, all you have to do is not die.

Any book in the world starts with blank pages.

"Depends. Back in my day, we had it all set up. You lined up when you died,
and you'd answer for your evil deeds and for your good deeds,
and if your evil deeds outweighed a feather,
we'd feed your soul and your heart to Ammet, the Eater of Souls."
"He must have eaten a lot of people."
"Not as many as you'd think. It was a really heavy feather. We had it made special.
You had to be pretty damn evil to tip the scales on that baby. ...."
-Neil Gaiman, American Gods

But that was another country, and besides, the wench is dead.

Just remember that, under our clothes, each and everyone of us is naked.

Live fast, Love hard, Leave a beautiful corpse.

"Listen blood of my blood. Although I'm a hard man to anger,
and I love you deeply, if you interupt me again,
I'll rip your throat out with my teeth."
-Vassily

Only the curious have, if they live, a tale worth tell at all.

"Names, I belive, have more power than Shakespear admitted.
If suddenly it were decreed that roses should be called floogles...
much distress, embarrassment, and hilarity would ensue.
'Romeo and Madge' just dosen't have the same ring to it."
-Karawynn Long

"When in doubt, talk about cats."
-Karawynn

"Black is a sensible colour. It goes with anything.
Well, anything black.
-Neil Gaiman

"I still do not know how successful "The Kindly Ones" was,
how close I got or how far I came from what I set out to say.
Still, it's the heavyest of all these volumes,
and thus, in hardback at least, could be used to stun a burglar;
which has always been my definition of real art."
Neil Gaiman

"This is me, just standing here, listening to the voices in my head.
One of them's saying "This is me just standing here..."
and the other one's going "EEEEEEEE..." in one long ceaseless scream.
And the last one doesn't say anything at all."
-Lyta Hall, "The Kindly Ones"

"Nobody has to die. The only reason people die is because
everyone does it. You all just go along with it."
Robert Galding

"White bread. I would have killed for white bread two hundred years back.
Come to think of it, I did a couple of times."
-Robert Gadling

"Honesty is a somewhat over rated virtue, Remiel.
Honesty, for example, would compel me to admit that I have never liked you."
-Lucifer

"Alright. I admit it. He's got a point.
The sunsets are bloody marvelous, you old bastard."
-Lucifer, to God

"There's a theory that for a human to be killed by a god is the best possible thing
that could happen to the human under discussion. It eliminates all questions of belife,
while placeing a human life at the service of a higher power."
-Loki

"'Oak and Ash and Thorn,' I thought,
'But the queen will be angry when she hears I'm dead.'
And I can't say I was thrilled about it either."
-Cluracan of Faerie

"Gotter power my nose.
Thas more a figure of speech.
Really planning to puke, piss, and pass out again.
Hopefully AFTER I find the toilets....."
-A rather drunk Cluracan

"I am the most unhappy soul alive."
"I've heard it said that fairies HAVE no souls."
"Then do I ache, and bleed, and smart elsewhere.
Still, call it a soul, for it is solely mine."
-Cluracan & Petrefax

"Gods don't 'like.' They love and they hate and they ignore.
-Stheno, "The Kindly Ones."

"I think Hell is something you carry with you,
not somewhere you go."
-Charles Rowland

"I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat
gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options."
-Barnabas, "The Kindly Ones"

"Hell. This is Hell..."
"No luv- iss London. Iss sim'lar, but not as crowded."
-Brian Salmon & Mad Hettie

"How old are you?"
"Two 'undred an' fifty FREE, Larse berfday.
Unless I gorn an' los' count again...
I puts it down ter plenty o' fresh air."
-Brian Salmon & Mad Hettie

"Destinations are often a susprise to the destine."
-Larissa

"Murphy's peace be with you, Luz.
If he has peace to give.'
-Princess Barbie

"Is this real? Or is it just my imagination?"
"If you tell me what the diffrence is, I might be able to tell you."
-Barbie & the Cuckoo"

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which fills up first."
-Old Wilkinson saying, "A game of you"

"I loved being a kid. I was one of seventeen children.
We were all named Wilkinson.--I suspose it was roughest on the girls,
but we all got used to it in the end.
-Wilkinson, "A game of you."

"I'm dead. Bugger off."
-Wilkinson, "A game of you."

"And the state of his bathroom-
I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink
that have not simply developed intelligent life, but have,
in all probability, by now developed their own political systems."
-Cain, speaking of Able

"I think...sometimes, perhaps, one must change or die.
And, in the end, there were, perhaps, limits to how much he could let himself change.
-Lucien

"So, I'll be uncle Jed. Cooool. Famlies rock."
"Aren't you the one that told me that 'famlies suck'?"
"They do both. They rock, and they suck."
-Jed & Rose Walker

"Jed, do dreams always get this paculiar when you're pregnant?"
"Uhhh...."
"Rhetorical question, dummy."
Rose & Jed Walker

"Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying?
It means your really dreaming about sex."
"Indeed? Tell me then, what does it mean when you dream about sex?"
-Rose Walker and Dream

"Are you threating me?!"
"I do not threaten. I mearly advise caution."
".....aye. Your point is well taken."
-Haroun Al'Raschid & Dream

"I hope you know what you're doing."
"I hope that same thing on occasion."
-Death & Dream

"His madness kees him sane."
"Do you think he is the only one, my sister?"
-Delirium & Dream

"Things need not have happend to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths
that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
-Dream

"It has been ten thousand years Nada. Yes, I still love you.
But I have not forgiven you.
-Dream

"I suggest you leave this room at this time.
It will cease to exist shortly."
-Dream

"I am extreemly unimpressed."
-Dream

"It has always been the perogative of children and half-wits
to point out that the emperor has no clothes.
But the half-wit remains a half-wit,
and the emperor remains an emperor."
-Dream

"What power would Hell have if those imprisioned
were not able to dream of heaven?"
-Dream

"When you dream, sometimes you remember.
When you wake, you always forget."
-Dream

"At times the fact of her absence will hit you like a blow to the chest, and you will weep.
But this will happen less and less as time goes on.
She is dead. You are alive.
So live."
-Dream, to his son Orpheus

"Remember this.
We of the Endless are the servants of the living--we are not their masters.
We exist because they know, deep in their hearts, that we exist.
When the last living thing has left this universe, then out task will be done.
And we do not manipulate them.
If anything, they manipulate us."
-Dream

"Sometimes we can chose the path we follow.
Sometimes, our choices are made for us.
And sometimes, we have no choice at all.
-Dream

"We do what we do because of who we are.
If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves."
-Dream

"When you say words a lot they don't mean anything.
Or maybe they don't mean anything anyway, and we just think they do."
-Delirium

"I'm not a person. She called me a person. Did you hear?"
-Delirium

"Someone once brought me a flower clandestinly. That means I don't know who it was.
And I never saw the flower either. Maybe they never brought it at all. I don't know."
-Delirium

"Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten
for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"
-Delirium

"Not knowing everything is all that makes it okay sometimes."
-Delirium

"I was thinking. I can do that. Think. Still do that. I mean, even when I forget how to...How to...
What was I saying?"
-Delirium

""I knew it was going to be in the last place I looked, so I looked there first."
-Delirium

"It's astonishing how much trouble one can get onself into,
if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble
one can get oneself out of, if one simply assumes that everything will,
somehow or other, work out for the best.
Enthropy and Optimism: the twin forces that make the universe go around."
-Destruction

"You got what anybody gets Bernie. You got a lifetime."
-Death

"It's no harder to be nice than it is to be creepy.
And it's much more fun."
-Didi(Death)

"Any idea where you left it?"
"Mayhap I placed it in a duck egg, inside a duck, inside a well,
in a castle, on an island, surrounded by a lake of fire,
guarded by a hundred Dragons, each larger and more ferocious than the last..."
"And maybe you didn't?"
"Well, it's been a long time lovey.
And me mind goes wandering."
-Didi(Death) & Mad Hettie

"Nobody's creepy from the inside."
-Didi(Death)

"Is the chemical aftertaste the REASON why people eat hotdogs,
or is it some kind of bonus?"
-Didi(Death)

"Dead men tell no tales, huh?"
"Everyone tells tales, Sexton.
It's just the dead talk more quietly than other people."
-Sexton & Didi(Death)

"I think maybe the whole world's gone mad."
"Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probaly just don't get out enough."
-Saxton and Didi(Death)

"I don't need to know the future, when the future's over, it's me."
-Death

"When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting.
When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished.
I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights,
and lock the Universe behind me when I leave."
-Death