"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"I see no virtue where I smell no sweat." --Unknown

"Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end." --Unknown

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." --

"Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object." --

"Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." --Winston Churchill

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it." --Bette Midler

"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live." --Henry Van Dyke

"When you read a classic, you do not see more in the book than you did before; you see more in yourself than there was before." --Cliff Fadiman

"You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best rights in the world." --Gilbert Chesterton

"Three o'clock is always too late of too early for anything you want to do." --Jean-Paul Sartre

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller

"We have confused the free with the free and easy." --Adlai Stevenson

"The government is best which governs least." --Thomas Jefferson

"There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music." --George Eliot

"A good novel tells you the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells you the truth about its author." --Gilbert Chesterton

"Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use." --Charles Schultz

"Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for the right thing." --Katherine Anne Porter

"If we know anything, it is that if virtues do not equal powers, the powers will be misused." --Alexander

"Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat." --Henry Emerson Fosdick

"Every solution of a problem is a new problem." --Goethe

"The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others." --Sonya Friedman

"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs." --Euripides

"What we play is life." --Louis Armstrong

"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly." --Simeon Strunsky

"Television is a corporate vulgarity." --John Leonard

"Music is the universal language of mankind." --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"More is not always better." --Unknown