"Censor: a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business." --Bennett Cerf
"I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts." --G.B. Burgin
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." --Danny Kaye
"The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were the not the wrong sort of people." --Jon Wynne-Tyson
"Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." --Andy Rooney
"I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing." --Clifton Fadiman
"A woman wears her tears like jewelry." --Unknown
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." --Teddy Roosevelt
"To destroy is always the first step in any creation." --e.e. cummings
"School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, with brutal violations of common sense and common decency." --H.L. Mencken
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." --Berthold Auerbach
"It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels." --Kathrine Hepburn
"No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power." --Charles Caleb Colton
"That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
"Learning music by reading is like making love by mail." --Pavarotti
"Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." --Richard Nixon
"Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen." --Samuel Paterson
"Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerably amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and convince his employer that he is going at a good price." --Frederick W. Taylor
"You can know the rules and still do the wrong thing." --from the movie "Last Man Standing"
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook
"We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little at a truth we find bitter." --Denis Diderot
"Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television." --Rita Mae Brown
"It is not that I do not want to die, I just do not want to be there when it happens." --Woody Allen
"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde
"Hate is the coward's revenge for being humiliated." --George Bernard Shaw
"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles
"Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the censor." --Justice William Douglas
"A bad book is as much labour to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the author's soul." --Aldous Huxley
"Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day." --Unknown
"The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
