Although these are funny, none will ever compare to the one I personally witnessed
in high school in Grand Forks. A Minnesota woman driving through North Dakota was killed in a
car accident, and both her home town and the location of the crash made the headline "Fertile
woman dies in Klymax"
- GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT -The Tallahassee Bugle
- MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS -The Anchorage Alaska Times
- GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"] -The New Haven Connecticut Register
- THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON -The Arkansas Plainsman
- CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS -Bangor Maine News
- STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION -The Washington Times
- CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL -The Bosnia Bugle
- LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW -Newsday
- ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX -San Antonio Rose
- PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE -Chicago Daily News
- TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS -The Miami Herald
- MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING -The New Haven Connecticut Register
- GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS -The Tallahassee Democrat
- WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY! -The Houston Chronicle
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